Jake

If you go drinking like a pirate, drink a full bottle of water with a hydration packet before you go to bed. You will save your own life. I am living proof of survival today.

Chat is it cool people can just talk like this every day without any repercussions

I can’t believe I’m going to not see any of my garbage ass teams win anything in my lifetime, like not even an accidental one. That’s insane.

Imagine watching a league that doesn’t have the 2026 Ballon D’or winner, that’s farmers league stuff

What an awful day to be able to process English

Bruh I’m so tired of being tired

Thorns be like “we know you’re one of our most loyal supporters, but transphobes paid for tickets too so good luck”

speaking of sharing #NWSL feelings…the postseason survey is live and I’m reminded of how much I love reading y’all’s responses

It’s Men’s Pokal week Tomorrow and Wednesday is the second round, and with this being the first year with no first league teams upset in the first round, every Bundesliga team is involved this time.

The worst people in existence are going to be mad about this. And that is very cool

Your options are “be ok” and “have 1000 knives in your foot” and for some reason it’s close

It’s her only sports accomplishment

I’m gonna guess the team hasn’t reached out to do anything, and I’m not even gonna set myself up for disappointment and expect the league to do anything. Them just sitting there as supporters suffer because of THEIR ineptitude is expected but still beyond stupid

I’m just so tired of stupidity. But it only seems like more is on the horizon

Absolutely hilarious country

Indiana vs Michigan is making me hate the concept of football lol

Me after my entire frontal lobe melts out of my body “Yes you are right commercial, liberals are the new racists”

Premier League fans will look you dead in your eye and tell you they don’t respect your league because the quality isn’t high enough

Another week of Dortmund being in first to the horror of everyone

It is at least funny how there’s just as many fast food commercials as there are GLP1 commercials like what lane do you want me in society lol

#RoadTo-60

Nothing made me feel that “nothings permanent” quite like the White Castle by where I grew up that was around for my entire life closing down

We’re so back to Bunny to Stars rumors. That’ll fix none of anything in the video but it’ll still be fun

Soju crew where are you at

Absolutely elite song youtu.be/-ROLm9GkITU?...

Anywhere but LA and Miami, maybe

If you’re a cis blond woman, keep that phone ringer on, you could have a job shortly

NFL Kickers

Turns out your team needs to be good even if you’re Outkicks favorite

If you’re in or around Chicago we hope to see you there!

Bears

There’s other men out there queen

The Peachkrieg

I know this is not the most disturbing part but why are there soap bubble sound effects

Fake fan detected

I didn’t realize just how true the “I became important at work and it’s ruining my life” meme could be but I definitely don’t find that meme funny anymore lol

Every day is like “Wow we can’t control AI, we’re just a smol bean multi billion dollar company 😔”

To be fair this organization decides to not play basketball every season

Sometimes I think the Suns are a social experiment to see how long a fanbase can survive mental torture without switching teams

It has never been more real than now

Lmaooooo