TDub

At some point soon, we will all collectively go mad at precisely the same moment. Doing our best to continue our daily lives in spite of the very real acid trip we are trapped in.

Truer words have not been spoken.

TFW you stayed up all night posting unhinged racist tirades, but have a 9am team meeting

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social are you sure this isn’t you?

Get yourself a friend like Aileen Cannon and never ever let go.

Do you wash new socks before you wear them? I always wash shirts and boxers, but never socks or pants. #laundryday #postchristmas

Slippery slope. What’s next, extended hospital stays for quad bypass?!?

Robbing that tangerine toadfish the chance to persecute and torture his rival’s son is the best early Xmas gift I could have unwrapped.

Normally I’m a beer guy, but with all the current “changes” I’m thinking of picking up crack cocaine. But, I’m worried it would date me.

I just installed whole house solar receptors and batteries, but I’ve been hearing Trump is outlawing the sun because it shines on Mexico and Puerto Rico. How much weed should I plant to offset the penalty?

Just woke up from a court mandated coma (long story), what’d I miss?!? Last I saw Trump was set to be jailed for crimes against the state of NY and possibly the USA. How’d that all turn out?