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He's crazy AF and no one is going to let him forget it.

OMG that’s hilarious. Good for her!

Maybe he was going to make jewelry... search "racoon penile jewelry".

Yeah, but it's important to remember it was just the tip.

Doing research for his book Does it Taste Like Chicken?

Feeding this to our service members🫤

Dont forget the time he scooped up a road kill bear cub, brought it to central park and staged a fake bike accident

is really concerning when you look at other Zoophiles and Necrophiles........ and the fact he just is blatantly talking about it like it's nothing or not weird. Yet flees the moment he's truly confronted on how disturbing it is? Its just...... really similar behavior to other ppl we found out about.

RFK Jr has no business being in any position in our government, least of all HHS. OTOH, it’s worth noting that Adelita Grijalva is growing into her job in a professional, fearless way. She is doing a fine job for AZ.

Perfectly normal behavior. For a jacked up alcoholic psychopath. 👀

😂🤣

What's funny is i meant off the raccoon penis but of also works. Lol.

underrated comment well done, sir

this man is insane

As soon as I do 2 things: Find a guitarist, drummer, and singer. Learn to play the bass.

He ate it

"Lucky" wouldn't have been my first choice of words.

The dumbest time

Someone said we’re all in purgatory and I’m not quite sure she’s wrong

Where's the fast-forward button on this time machine??😣

From rfk to the end, will become a high school garage band name soon.

You opened for the Cramps in Cincinnati in '98, didn't you.

A screeching weasel rip-off if ever there was one!

I was too late...well done.

Honestly, I’d rather forget I even heard about the raccoon penis.

Warning - The following story is R Rated, R for raccoon......

Yeah… he keeps one-upping himself! Fukn cra cra bastard…

There’ll be no sex in the champagne room!

Everybody knows what type of person "messes" with dead animals

But I'm excepting Tillis on Noem's puppy murder--that will be a classic moment in American political history. If you can't equal that, move on to the policy stuff. We don't have a policy against molesting roadkill.

He looks like a roadkill raccoon with a fake tan!

Imagine having to say that with a straight face.

And apparently felt the need to TELL people about it for some reason!

Don’t think that phrase has been used in a congressional hearing before - but hey, when it’s rfk, jr it’s all fair “game”. lol

@papst-ny.bsky.social

And this isn't even the worst thing RFK, Jr. has done. His anti-vax lunacy may have contributed to nearly 4,000 measles infections since Trump's 2025 inauguration. Two children recently died.

What an assembling of freaks.

We are living in bizarro world

We're in Bizarro World now.

“You didn’t want to make things perfect. You just hated things the way they are.” Welcome to the resistance, Rocket Raccoon.

Had experts in the design of the english language foreseen the construction of this sentence they would have stopped and called for a review

Kid Rock and a dead Raccoon’s Penis have been brought up in an official hearing for Health in our country. Doctor Jesus F’n Christ our country is a joke

Life is fiction at this point

Rocky raccoon LOL

Oh dear. I just got it. How did we get all these sadists running things?

😂

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I kinda find this question/point regrettable, done to get clicks on social media, of no real value today. RFK Jr. has done more harm to this country than anyone BUT Trump, he's caused deaths and will cause uncountable suffering and death into the future. I'd rather pin him on his current issues

RFK is recognized as a leading expert in chainsaw decapitation of deceased sea mammals. Only the best people.

Fuuuuck. myferretsatepepethefrog.blogspot.com/2026/04/sain...

What, wtf, this is the first I'm seeing this. Does this imply he is collecting dead animal penises for some purpose? Wtf are we doing America, we gotta get rid of these fucking looney tunes.

Every day at the moment you have to expect the unexpected, this statement was definitely unexpected.

Was he making baculum jewelry? I mean even that is a bit weird.

It’s the perfect accoutrement to jaguar jowl bacon

I liked the Beatles song better.

Get his ass

Is that a raccoon penis in your pocket?, or are you just happy to see me? 😳

What the actual fuck no wonder why we are the laughingstock of the world.

We got racoon penis in congress before gta6

What did RFK Jr. do with the raccoon penis?

Got it in the record!! Way to go!!

I did not have this on my BINGO card . . . .

Could have been worse. He could have said he wanted to add it to his collection.

Come on Aaron.....you gotta give me a follow and alike for these homegrown 🇨🇦'ian boys ...eh..😏🏒

Now there's a phrase I never thought I'd hear from the US admininstration.

YES...this was on my bingo card!

#Arizona needs more congressional reps like Grijalva & less like Paul Gosar!

You cannot make this shit up.

Christ! The administration* is out here making *Captain Planet* villains look normal and stable…!!

The raccoon wasn't using it anymore. Maybe he was making keychains for Xmas gifts.

why would c-span (or whomever) edit out PENIS?

as one does

Yes and then I ate it with a side of heroin. MAHA baby!

Because he was high! He is a lifelong illegal drug abuser. He never stopped! He is high now. He never shows his legs cause the veins are blown out. Lots of junkies shoot up in leg veins to avoid detection.

Everybody has forgot this one? www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...

She should have brought a roadkill raccoon with her and asked him to recreate the disection.

You can't make this shit up

"You apparently once cut the penis off a roadkill raccoon." Of course, the country's top nutritionist knows which meat to recommend. Did he order a raccoon burger here?

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,which was the style at the time...

Damn it. They’re out AGAIN? I need a refill of my toe of frog. 🐸

John 8:7 But when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, Let the one among you who has never cut the penis off a roadkill raccoon throw the first stone.

that is serial killer type shit right there

It's all so much worse. Can only recommend this series, but better don't eat anything while listening to it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWX7...

I wonder how many people read the scientific explanation for his worm brain. That such worms often come from eating Roadkill that is not fresh. I find it disgusting you even want to eat roadkill. What the hell is wrong with these people?

At least one was lobotomized against their will and sent away… so there’s that.

🎵Roadkill raccoon, checked into his doom Only to find RFK jr.🎵

Be careful running for office. All your stupidity and feckless antics will eventually be revealed.

Cutting a dead raccoon‘s penis for its bone is actually one of the more reasonable things RFK has done. This sick creep and long term addict with permanent brain damage should not hold any power, the least any power over health guidelines. He will cost millions their health and/or lives.

seems like it might be an appropriate response to him, frankly.