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BREAKING!!: a preview of the Epstein files has been leaked following the passage of the release bill in the Senate:

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Even if he was retiring, the festering meat pile that they replace him with will be 10x worse.

Looks like the US Military is going to go ahead and obey those unlawful orders anyway. There goes that idea.

More like bi-fart-isan, right?

Pain Lethargy Aches Gangrene Unconsciouses Expiration - Mnemonic Plague.

I think that when we look back at history, Mitch McConnell will go down

I think this Pritzker guy could really go places.

The anti-Disney campaign worked within DAYS! Don't tell me the people can't make a difference.

The thing about this new Supreme Court ruling is that Trump is in the Epstein files.

Fascists don't have power without money. So, like, don't buy their stuff for a while.

I think the most valuable thing we can take away from this whole #crackerbarrel situation is that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. Let's see em.

I'm calling it: 1. Ghislaine Maxwell leaves the prison on work release 2. Maxwell is assassinated in secret 3. The regime claims she escaped custody and fled 4. There is a staged manhunt to find her 5. She will remain a "fugitive" that provides rationale for more troops on the streets.

The Orange Temu Hitler neglected to secure housing arrangements for the soldiers in DC. So, now they have to sleep on the street and then evict themselves from the city for being unhoused.

I feel bad for the librarians who are going to have to move all the cyberpunk books to the non fiction section.

Spread this far and wide.

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He's all over those files. #epstein

I don't envy the librarians that have to move all the Cyperpunk novels to the non-fiction section.

Cyberpunk 2077: the corporations control all aspects of government. Weapons are as available as candy from vending machines. Healthcare is affordable only to the rich. The poor are treated like skittering cockroaches, fighting each other over scraps. Profit is God. Oh wait that's just America now

I don’t know if bugs sleep and frankly I don’t want to know. Some dumb fly taking a nap. Yeah get your rest you gross idiot, we need you at your best to ruin things

To be effective for Congress to act, the protest signs should be specific with the ultimate demand - IMPEACH, CONVICT, REMOVE bsky.app/profile/craz...

Impeach. Convict. Remove.

I think it's fair to say that I'm no longer welcome in Kuttenburg.

So, we all just gonna pay taxes next week or....?

@scottaukerman.bsky.social Can you and Adam Scott do a "Are You Sleep Talkin about Sleep Token" series?

I'm getting mostly cat and owl pictures on this website. I appreciate that.

Hungry cats that study the old gods read the Nomnominomicon. #cats

Merry Christmas to all except for 77,284,118 American voters.

The molten, world-burning rage of trying to set up a Christmas tree with kids.

Watch young people start offing CEOs because prison is the only affordable housing.

IIIIIIII don't wanna work, I just wanna play Dragon's Dogma 2 all day

IIIIIII don't wanna work, I just want to not work.

Turns out, echo chambers are really great when the echoes are kind.

Favorite tree is going real hard right now.