Brian Hattab

rest in fucking piss bally sports florida

mike pendelton do not like this post either

Liquid Glass? More like Sucks Ass, am I right?

just found out i'm still logged into this app on my laptop lmao

New sports reaction image just dropped, y’all

First AAC victory for USF lacrosse ✅

The joke itself is classless, no arguing that. But trying to bat flip it with a “Yeah, I said it” may actually be the worst offense here

Beautiful day at Corbett

lmao this game RULED

Taylor Swift do you like alternative rock

don’t think I’ll ever be persuaded a restaurant needs AI to prevent itself from seating Matthew McConaughey outdoors in the pouring rain

Excited for the Sunny episode they make about this game in 3 years

Close game

He looks like he’s standing, not sitting, in this photo hope this helps

MLB should just make their annual social media post announcing it’s their time to shine now since this game is over lmao

*whispers* I like the score bug

Hey, that’s the team from Ted Lasso!

Could have just stopped after the 9th word in this post

I’ve seen enough. We’re a lacrosse school now.

FAKE PUNT

Oh, I’m sorry, Mr Social Media doomscroller. How dare I waste precious bandwidth on soccer.

Anyone who says "ChatGPT is down, I can't get any work done" should probably not be doing that job.

me: I watched Mama Mia last night. I thought some of it was cute, but most of it lacked substance Bluesky reply guy: How can you afford to watch a movie while our rights are LITERALLY BEING STRIPPED AWAY???!?!

Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

I submit to you a meme

bluesky "elders" when dril tweets a joke:

aloha, tiktok users! just a heads up, here on bluesky, we keep it a little chiller! so if you're having a mental breakdown, don't make a big fuss, just quietly signal the mods by beginning and ending an otherwise unrelated post with the same word. any word will do, even something silly like aloha

This man refuses to eat nachos, mind you

if you've ever said "get that bag, girl" but you're mad at Haliey Welch, you should take a good look at yourself

the NY times has gotten excellent at finding the dumbest, most selfish schlubs and asking them what they think about things that aren't their problem and i am gonna start mentally checking out when i see a black and white illustration for Steve P. from Yonkers (63) instead of getting mad at it

i might be alone here, but i’ve actually really enjoyed this trend. it transformed stores into free museums you could take your kids to and we need more those in today’s society

SMU got shutout in the 3rd quarter lmao

yeah, facebook's new policies are terrible, but it's also just terrible to use from a user perspective now. tell me why the fuck i'm seeing posts from november in my feed?