Britain Bob

BEHOLD THE POWER OF UNREAL ENGINE 5

Man Replies ‘STOP’ To Political Fundraiser Text Like Powerful Wizard Casting Spell To Ward Off Mythical Beast https://theonion.com/man-replies-stop-to-political-fundraiser-text-like-powerful-wizard-casting-spell-to-ward-off-mythical-beast/

Fall is good.

Out of herbs. Thyme Crisis

It was DnD day. Good times were had. First day of our new Strixhaven campaign

Art by • Simon Heller

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Art by • Bilquis Evely

Hey Google, is the Earth flat now? Was the moon landing faked? When you acquiesce to an autocrat, by definition, you also rewrite history and science. Sickening.

“We had this whole exciting game all planned out for you, and you assholes had to go and fuck it up.” — Aaron Garbut, lead game designer

Art by • Raul Gonzalez

Trump Makes Repeated Verbal Flubs While Performing ‘Wild Wild West’ Theme Song

Art by • Darrell K. Sweet

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/democratic-socialism-myth-vs-fact/

“Between Mother Mary, The Devil Wears Prada 2, The Odyssey, The End Of Oak Street, and the upcoming Verity, not to mention the whole other slate of projects she has in preproduction, we estimate that Anne Hathaway films currently account for a staggering 63% of all U.S. exports,” said Jason Nadu

Artist! Drop something creepy! #DarkArt #horrorart #zombieskulltober #penandink

Sci-fi 100 years from now will have, as a sub-genre, "gaspunk", an alternate world in which humans never electrified and are using rapidly dwingling fossil fuel resources to drive their sexbots.

painted a very fun lil raccoon wizard for shows this year~ if the original doesnt sell saturday, he will be available monday for $150 plus shipping

Today is my birthday. Turned 40, it feels like... a lot. Thank you all so much for your support! 🥰 The best gift today would be sharing my art.

he signed his lower decks. 💚

Woman Who Doesn’t Use Facebook Completely Out Of Touch With Friends’ Prejudices https://theonion.com/woman-who-doesn-t-use-facebook-completely-out-of-touch-1819579007/

“Despite our security team’s best efforts, a loincloth-wearing invader with the handle TwinkPunisher was able to gain access to the shoot through the use of a Festering Bloody Finger, disrupting production for the foreseeable future,” said a spokesperson for the studio

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Study: Mosquitos More Attracted To People Branded With Mosquito God’s Rune Of Punishment https://theonion.com/study-mosquitos-more-attracted-to-people-branded-with-mosquito-gods-rune-of-punishment/

Knock knock Who's there? Aggressive owl Aggressive owl WHO WHO WHOOOO

Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016

WIP. Trying out making a Shadowdark dungeon. I’m having a good time!

Art by • Michael Whelan

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

Art by • Pedro G. Ferreira

@jeffgerstmann.com you’re dishing out what the people need

McCormick Introduces New Transdermal Gravy Patch

This is my set! It was meant for me!!!

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Art by • Ted Nasmith

Study: 93% Of Baby Boomers Fathered By Single Virile Milkman https://theonion.com/study-93-of-baby-boomers-fathered-by-single-virile-milkman/

40-Year-Old Not Active Enough To Realize Body Falling Apart https://theonion.com/40-year-old-not-active-enough-to-realize-body-falling-a-1847782934/

Reporter: “If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?” PA voter: “You're a worthless pile of shit.” Reporter: “How many times did you vote for him?” PA voter: “Three times. That was my bad. Apparently I'm an idiot.”

Art by • Lucas Korte