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Now do chili peppers.

That’ll make it easier to get your 8 glasses in!

They need to do a #Marmite one.

fucking shirley

NOW I CAN INJECT BBQ SAUCE INTO MY VEINS!!!

“No doctor that’s not a hematoma. It’s my new McCormick cranberry salad patch!”

Don't laugh...this will be what we survive on, soon.

Better be Onion gravy

There’s also the gravy spray and gum.

God don't let my wife know.

I would by an absolute l fuckton of those

@pamtoo.bsky.social WHY DIDNT WE INVENT THIS???

Studies show gravy patches provide a similar level of sodium and hypertension with 60% less nausea and regret than traditional oral gravy

I would hold out for the Spicy version

I'm good if it's just the brown gravy, But you can take the white sausage gravy out of my heartened arteries.

Why not. They’re making gravy for cats.

This just immediately reminded me of @lizcookkc.bsky.social's barbecue running gel haterade.substack.com/p/introducin...

So he says to me "What are you gonna do? You want to be a supervillain?" I said "YEA BABY YEA" "You got gravy!" he says

TW: Needles, Gravy, Mel Gibson youtu.be/yH0oK1aZES4

Obviously approved by RFK Jr. after they made a crypto payment for Trump.

Ha !

I'm waiting for the cream gravy patch. Once it does, I get finally get off the IV drip, those tubes are pretty big and uncomfortable.

Just pull the patch off and dip things in, put the patch back on.

I thought it was just a hole and that was bad enough but you, you just made it worse.

I was coming down here to say the same thing. It looks like she has a gravy tank installed like an insulin pump.

Can it be worn with my Mountain Dew patch at the same time?

They're field testing it in Mississippi now 😎

Can I get a PAC of 10 please 🤗

MAGA is not on board with the word “trans”. They will boycott.

If you fill a whoopee cushion with gravy, it’s much more realistic.

/j Take notes KFC. Take notes.

Finally.

Tony Soprano is weeping.

Finally, my dreams come true 🤤

Just in time for Thanksgiving

Do they have a vegan version?

Call me when there’s a Birria one.

So just gravy zins? Got it

Shit looks delicious.

@amberpl.bsky.social in case you ever get withdrawal...

McCormick's is Baltimore based, and we Marylanders are somewhat perturbed that they aren't (yet) offering an Old Bay™ patch.

Jokes aside, where can I get this?

I thought a huge chunk of flesh was missing from that arm when I first saw this picture.

FINALLY i can stop carrying a jar of gravy around now

Gotta have mashed potatoes patch, or it just wouldn't be worth it. Lol

😂

The company warns that none of their patches should be applied to the gluteus maximus, lest one forget they're there and sit.

Finally, no more butt chugging.

Hell Yeah Brother!

Since the day I was served plain mashed potatoes and dry turkey breast on the side, I couldn't leave the house without my McCormick transdermal gravy patch.

Still waiting for the cheese patch, take my money already!!!!! 😁🤪

How many to a box?