Big Alb đŸ’«

Big Alb đŸ’«

@broke4everrr.bsky.social

embarking my thirties and being publicly stressed out about it. plus a teeny bit of whining about my dating woes as well as GI issues. lowkey an activist. 📍ATX

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my favorite way to refer to dying is “clock out of life”. it gives very much like you were either given your papers or typed up a resignation and then just never showed back up. makes it easier for me to accept, too, I think.

seeing all these folks go back to getting their hair done at a beauty school reminds me of when I was 14. My aunt took me to one of those places and I had an ol’ nasty Ellen bob I didn’t fully appreciate at the time. I was a baby gay and just knew I was destined to be studtastic.

That girl burnt me a minimum of 8 times. If I would have fully recognized she was a student and practicing, I probably would have said “hang it up, sister”. Now I know she just needed more training. This could have been discovered without ME being accosted, but whatever. đŸ€­ My aunt really liked it.

it’s just wild to me that people will misgender studs on purpose and attribute it to what clothes they wear and then also misgender a trans person. do the clothes determine the gender or not, girl?

that’s what my debate was about. I said clothes do not determine gender. his dumb ass is like “clothes are gendered”. sir, that’s not the same thing. đŸ€ŠđŸŸâ€â™€ïž getting a shirt in the men’s section is not the same as putting on that shirt and identifying as a man solely because you have that shirt on.

He went on this stupid ass, completely irrelevant tangent and when I had to reel his dumb ass back in, it was “I’m not reading all that”. Mind you, it was one fairly short paragraph and he had typed at least two to me at that point. He couldn’t answer my question so he deflected and conceded. đŸŸđŸ„‚

Idioms, not colloquialisms! I guess some of them are colloquialisms, as well, but idioms is what I meant!

Big Alb đŸ’«@broke4everrr.bsky.social

I follow this deaf lady, right, and she makes videos of explaining colloquialisms and how they would look in ASL. So she’ll stick a bunch of videos together like someone might do with photos, and I love it because she’s so expressive. What I ALSO love is she keeps the sound on. It’s so chaotic!

I follow this deaf lady, right, and she makes videos of explaining colloquialisms and how they would look in ASL. So she’ll stick a bunch of videos together like someone might do with photos, and I love it because she’s so expressive. What I ALSO love is she keeps the sound on. It’s so chaotic!

Usually she’s got anywhere from maybe 8-10 separate videos going on and all the sound is on, and so of course you hear all of them at once. So it creates this really loud sound. I like to sit there and figure out which sounds come from which video. It’s fun as hell.

why is Cyndi Lauper on the internet defending her collab with Nicki? People are mad that she colllabed with her years ago because of some stupid ass shit she said THIS year? Lol. How was she supposed to know Nicki was gonna go out THIS sad? đŸ€­

Anyway, I hate how people act like cancel culture doesn’t nip shit in the bud, because it does. The people that get cancelled DO suffer consequences, it’s just not always enough for them to stop what they’re doing, and I hate that for them. You could always try to be better, but NoOoOo.

I’m not saying no one should be afraid of anyone that says they’re from Ohio, but I think you’re better of specifying which part of Ohio you’re from if your intent is to intimidate somebody.

I love ALL of the mess surrounding Cardi replacing Latto’s name in ErrTime and entertaining the idea of removing all the remixes with her from streaming. I just think a lot of yall forgot that Cardi 100% started that shit lmao. I can say that with my chest and still go along with the foolishness.

I don’t listen to Latto at all, so it’s not really a sticking up for anybody situation. It’s just, if you say something about somebody, be prepared for them to say something about you. but if you’re gonna respond, it needs to HIT and whew, sister, it did not. So Cardi came back and got her again.

the problem with liking studs as a masc is I keep getting the ones that have been telling themselves they don’t like studs. so when I’m being my natural self i.e. showing my dominant side, they don’t know what to do with that. In the bed, they get it & love it. Outside of that, they’re LOST. đŸ€ŠđŸŸâ€â™€ïž

I’m all for a good time. Don’t be coming over here acting like you’re down with dating if you’re not sure what you like. Save us both the time, Mister Sister.

why is “I Met My Murderer Online” not called “The Internet Got Me Killed”? I’ve seen at least three cases where the person got killed by somebody they already knew before they got online, but every case happened because of the internet.

Then, some weirdos got obsessed with trying to SWAT this one guy. They were given a fake addy. Well, police actually went to the address and killed the man that walked out because they thought he was reaching for a gun. đŸ€ŠđŸŸâ€â™€ïž he didn’t meet ANYONE online, at ALL. Why was his death covered on THIS show?

They always end the show with “John/Jane” met his/her murderer online, but for his, they said “he is just an example of how one can meet their murder online”. Girl there’s too many actual cases that apply to be throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. I’m SO irritated lmao.

why is “I Met My Murderer Online” not called “The Internet Got Me Killed”? I’ve seen at least three cases where the person got killed by somebody they already knew before they got online, but every case happened because of the internet.

This fits under MY proposed name because the new gf absolutely died because of that nigga’s mess. She didn’t meet her murderer online, but the internet definitely got that lady killed.

why is “I Met My Murderer Online” not called “The Internet Got Me Killed”? I’ve seen at least three cases where the person got killed by somebody they already knew before they got online, but every case happened because of the internet.

Some guy applied for a job online and fell in love with the hiring manager. They both looked into divorcing their spouses so the guy’s wife got to the gf, killed her, and then took herself out. How is this an example of the new gf meeting her murderer online? She never talked to the wife, EVER.

girl lemme pay this damn YouTube premium so these folks can stop telling me Talarico wants kids to get gender reassignment surgery, chile. I don’t know how they got all that from him basically saying “support your kids if they happen to come out to you” but whatever. đŸ€­

I don’t really understand taking three and four days to text back. You’re not that busy. AHT!!! No, you’re not! You have enough time within those 96 hours to text back *something*. đŸ€·đŸŸâ€â™€ïž

We were supposed to plan an outing which is why I’m like “girl what exactly are you doing?”. I’m not gonna revive the conversation and I presume the outing plans to be dead. Sucks because it would have been fun, but also risky and I need more time to navigate how I’m going to do it, anyway. đŸ€·đŸŸâ€â™€ïž

I hate when you address a specific thing in a comment and someone else is like “well, what about THIS part”? why are you asking me about the part I didn’t mention instead of commenting on the part I *did* mention? They’re so convinced you’re ignoring something. It’s weird.

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Why would somebody ask me that? I said the creator didn’t out anyone, because he didn’t. I didn’t say anything about the relevance of what the creator was saying about the rappers supporting the wrong candidates and who he was screwing. What does *that* have to do with what *I* said? đŸ€­

anyways, the OG commenter responded with stupid shit, per usual, so I called them both slow and smug. it was fun. but now they’re blocked ‘cause I’m bored now.

I hate when you address a specific thing in a comment and someone else is like “well, what about THIS part”? why are you asking me about the part I didn’t mention instead of commenting on the part I *did* mention? They’re so convinced you’re ignoring something. It’s weird.

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No matter what my answer is, my stance still stays— he didn’t out anybody. That’s it. I think they’re trying to establish some sort of undeniable “truth” to the OP comment because they agree. But why do you need ME to affirm what you’re saying? All *I’m* saying is, nobody was outed. That is a FACT.

I guess the person is taking my non-answers as a concession. I don’t understand being smug *and* stupid. Like why can’t folks just pick one? Mind you, I asked several questions that did not get an answer. But sure, *me* not answering your stupid ass, irrelevant questions is a concession. right
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I hate when you address a specific thing in a comment and someone else is like “well, what about THIS part”? why are you asking me about the part I didn’t mention instead of commenting on the part I *did* mention? They’re so convinced you’re ignoring something. It’s weird.

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No matter what my answer is, my stance still stays— he didn’t out anybody. That’s it. I think they’re trying to establish some sort of undeniable “truth” to the OP comment because they agree. But why do you need ME to affirm what you’re saying? All *I’m* saying is, nobody was outed. That is a FACT.

It’s not influenced on whether I agree with a stance or not. Nobody was outed. That’s was literally all I said. Questioning me to death about something I never mentioned is like talking to a brick wall. Enjoy! đŸ€­

I hate when you address a specific thing in a comment and someone else is like “well, what about THIS part”? why are you asking me about the part I didn’t mention instead of commenting on the part I *did* mention? They’re so convinced you’re ignoring something. It’s weird.

The creator was upset that people seemed to be focused on the fact that he brought up hitting some of the rapper’s unnamed friends. So somebody was like “well, you should have just stayed on topic and not outed anyone”.

So I was like “he didn’t out anyone. you wouldn’t consider a man directly identifying a woman he slept with who wanted to keep it hush and outing, so why are we using that term for someone who made a vague statement”. Somebody asked me “what does who he slept with have to do with the OG message?”

I hate when you address a specific thing in a comment and someone else is like “well, what about THIS part”? why are you asking me about the part I didn’t mention instead of commenting on the part I *did* mention? They’re so convinced you’re ignoring something. It’s weird.

Like a few days ago this guy lit this rapper up for being on the wrong side of politics and then brought up that he and his homies were homophobic yet some of them let the creator get in there and give them the business. No actual identifying information was given (other than gender).

I feel a hair trim coming soon. I’ve already cut out my last row of locs and the super Skinny Minnie ones and it doesn’t look like I changed a thing, which is good. It looks a little more even and the size is more consistent.

Serious question— why is Amanda Seales widely regarded as smart? Whenever she gets into some shit, people are like ‘but she’s SO smart. this was dumb but she’s SO brilliant, usually.” What are yall referring to?

I don’t know what to think of her intelligence level, so it’s not me being like “you shouldn’t find her to be smart”. I just don’t know what yall are talking about when you allude to how smart she is. What did she do to make you feel that way?

GERD has always sucked balls but let me tell you what *really* pisses me off about it— foods you used to be able to tolerate randomly make you feel like crap while you’re eating it. So now you’re out of a “safe” food and it winds up going to waste. That is SO ass.