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deeply funserious

Lmao wut

Nathan Fielder: Do you understand why the joke was funny Elizabeth Holmes: That dog sitting at the table with the fire behind him, he is drinking coffee. Dogs can't do that.

What a stupid inning

Lol that tag play on Contreras

This was a preposterous catch. Simpson covered so much ground.

i think if you have adhd you should be allowed and actively encouraged to decline meeting invites if you are in the zone. actually i think everyone should be allowed to decline meeting invites all the time. abolish meetings.

The vibes-based "I know it when I see it" system of umpires determining if a swing was successfully checked or not is actually fine — a time-tested and effective solution to an annoying problem — and anyone trying to write a new rule to make it "objective" is a sicko who should not be trusted.

Side angle is best view here and directly in line with what first base ump saw. Overhead view is misleading because it’s back behind the plate, not directly above it. No chance that’s a swing.

Lanny DeJuco

Goddamnit I’m gonna get my hopes up.

@every-topps-card.bsky.social bip @nightowlcardz.bsky.social

we just got this for Gary Sánchez

Daaaang, huge replay overturn there

Fantastic dig out of the corner by Victor Mesa and an insane relay from Ben Williamson.

Catching ‘em off guard

Houstonians are putting their voting stickers on the memorial for Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, who was shot and killed by ICE in July

Ugh I forgot it is John Smoltz please shut up season. Let the fucking game breathe, man.

Happy Friday to you guys

Yo so this really sucks, like on an unfathomably but extremely Houston level.

huh, I’d like to meet his tailor

[Buddy the Elf voice] you did it!

jesus chriiiiiiiiiiiiist

So, uh, turns out this one’s not green, which sure - it doesn’t need to be, that’s just food coloring. But it definitely caught me off guard.

Someone’s gonna have to sell A LOT of plasma.

“Well AKshually league minimum is…” “he can go out and get another job like me when he loses it then” WHY ARE WE PULLING UP LADDERS WHY ARE WE SIDING WITH BOSSES

we should be framing the Jake Bauers insurance story as pro-player and anti-lockout these are not all millionaires a lot of them are guys who need healthcare for their families and are tied to a job just like you

LET’S FUCKIN GO Y’ALLLLLLL

Hadnot seen this one coming @productiveouts.bsky.social

Another adjacent @jdcmedlock.bsky.social essential hit

Freddy Peralta gets the ALCS MVP! What a story for him this year.

Brewers/Rays is the 8th World Series between teams that have never won one before 1903 Americans (Red Sox)/Pirates 1905 Giants/Athletics 1906 White Sox/Cubs 1907 Cubs/Tigers 1909 Pirates/Tigers 1920 Indians/Robins (Dodgers) 1980 Phillies/Royals 2026 Brewers/Rays (good idea @mikemedvin.bsky.social)