Bruce Shark

Bruce Shark

@bruceshark.bsky.social

IMMA SHARK Same shark, same plan...eat racists, make stuff. Mostly jolly, sometimes i get hangry. Gud about sharing recipes and shit. INCAPABLE OF CRITICAL THOUGHT🤣 Don't be a dick. 🦈 🌈

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Lecia Michelle
@leciamichelle.bsky.social

Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #BrownBirds; any bird with mostly brown plumage. I just heard a Carolina wren this morning, and I rarely see them. They are soooo loud! #birds #photography #birdsofbluesky

Bruce Shark
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It was amazing. We slept in cozy shark pile, snuggled, ate amazing fud, saw lots of critters, and collected rocks and shells and stuff. Very needed very romantic. 31 years and hopefully 31 more.

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Lecia Michelle
@leciamichelle.bsky.social

I was all over my local park yesterday looking for warblers. I saw this immature yellow-rumped warbler hanging out in the forest with its friends. Warblers are so shy, so I spent about 30 minutes standing in one spot to get some photos of them. #birds #photography #birdsofbluesky

Bruce Shark
@bruceshark.bsky.social

Having a chill romance filled getaway for our 31st anniversary, we started Thursday and we are now so relaxed and well fed we are like happy shark lumps. We didn't forget the horror show shit just needed a break. Saw multiple protests as we went thru towns. Vote vote vote. Also, Moonstone Beach.

Bruce Shark
@bruceshark.bsky.social

I've been sorta hiding and stuff For the first time in decades, we are actually taking a trip for our anniversary, October 22nd. It will be amazing and frankly past due HunnyShark and i, just rolling around and swimmin' all over up the coast. Can't really afford it but doin' it anyway

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Lecia Michelle
@leciamichelle.bsky.social

Today's #BirdoftheDay theme is #Dawn, any bird captured at dawn. A great blue heron in flight with a Canada goose looking on in the background. #birds #photography #birdsofbluesky

Bruce Shark
@bruceshark.bsky.social

The rude ghost sparkle chikkin, Mayo, is still alive and saucy. Also why did Mayo cross the street? Ghost lookin' ass beotch. He's still a full on jerk. Fite me IRL.

Bruce Shark
@bruceshark.bsky.social

A break from the shitshow that is this country.... SisFace and I had a good time catching up, and she left at 5 a.m. to make the long ass drive back up. I WON THIS ROUND My Pepe King Prawn is on loan to her, and in a bag of stuff she was taking up... I HID JESUS. He is back in her possession.

Bruce Shark
@bruceshark.bsky.social

ASK ME HOW FAST I PULLED OVER AND GRABBED THAT PIC... HILARIOUS We found a nice park, played cards during a wind storm....i whipped her dirty pirate ass.

Bruce Shark
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BWAHAHAHHAAA LONG BEACH....WE ARE IN YOU... SisFace and i are sharing asada nachos and talkin' smack. I missed her goofy ass. IMMA UNCLE She's a GRAMMA....First year birfday. Hi Work happening on our Shark Cave.

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Ollie
@explodingpossum.bsky.social

😔 Looking at the bills a bit in depth, I need to be making at least $200 a week more than I am currently I can kill the phone But thats only $100 a month This doesn’t include things like car insurance, house insurance or gas Fuck… think I’m screwed

Bruce Shark
@bruceshark.bsky.social

Hello beautiful humans. Work getting started in bathroom and hall this weekend. Fins crossed Been Hell hot here, & i sorta injured mah already super crappy spine. Hope you are well. Check yer voter registration, 💙 people have been "mysteriously" dropped. My DPH SisFace is coming for a visit.

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Miss Aja
@brat2381.bsky.social

I feel like there’s a word for all the bad things happening with the economy right now. It’s almost like the MSM doesn’t want to say what that word is because of who’s sitting in the Oval Office 🤔 apnews.com/article/jobs...

apnews.comUS hiring slows and unemployment ticks higher with a month remaining before Americans head to pollsU.S. employers added a disappointing 29,000 jobs and the unemployment rate ticked up last month, according to new data, a month before voters go to the polls in pivotal midterm elections at a time of ...

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Lecia Michelle
@leciamichelle.bsky.social

Today's #BirdOfTheDay alt theme is #Vivid, any bird with bright colours. A wood duck. They are so kooky and cool looking. #birds #photography #birdsofbluesky

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Miss Aja
@brat2381.bsky.social

#StayReadyCrew Here’s 3 more large companies that are telling you ahead of time that they’re going to raise prices. If you’re waiting for a sign to try to get ahead of the price increases & possible shortages… 🗣️The sign flashing & has been for weeks. www.inc.com/david-finkel...

inc.comCampbell’s, Conagra, and Clorox Are Raising Prices. Here’s the Lesson for Small BusinessesA strategic price increase can help small businesses protect margins, keep pace with rising costs, and avoid a more painful adjustment later.

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Mychal Threets
@mychal3ts.bsky.social

Nolan Xavier Wells 💜🕊️ Video Description: Nolan Wells is not forgotten. His story is never ending. Mychal is a librarian who remembers, who loves Nolan Wells. We remember Nolan. Say his name.

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Miss Aja
@brat2381.bsky.social

#StayReadyCrew Keep doing what you’re doing. We got this! 😤💪🏾 If you haven’t started stocking your pantry & freezer there’s still time to get ahead of what’s coming this Fall/Winter. Even 1 or 2 items stashed away is better than no items. www.grocerydive.com/news/grocery...