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😒 A little crass reality Everyone asks if I need anything after the wife passed. The reality? I need a female to hold, cuddle and maybe be a bit more with. Kinda like a friend with benefits, but not a one off or a relationship… The male urge to process that way kinda sucks 😒

😂😂 Tried to make 5 ingredient banana pancakes Invented banana scramble instead Little maple syrup and it’s ok

Fingers crossed that Larry survives

I need to figure out the cowboy stew 😕 I know there’s beef, pork and chicken in it. Along with baked beans and bbq sauce… but I’m lost on what all else was in it. Most recipes have “extra” stuff beyond what I remember

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give a clumsy man a fish and he will drop the bass

Someone needs to wife me already 😳 What? Sausage, bacon, egg, onions and peppers with cheese burritos

You know how hard it is to not talk to your best friend of 12 years? That you used to talk to every day? 😔 This sucks

There’s a new study that ketchup and mustard may be the worst condiments for your health. It’s from the Mayo Clinic so it sus 😂🤣

I’m currently adrift 😔 I’ve lost my anchor that was helping me cope. I think I’m moving someplace random and going to become someone else

Roadkill 😎 🤪 I’ll have to custom fit it a bit

😂😂 Random text Hey it’s Lisa Ok… context? Is this Tesla? Shockingly no, this is Edison *crickets* 😂

NEW COMIC! Comictober 2026: Candy Apple Antics Pin head from the horror movie Hellraiser came up as the warm up for the Friday Doodle session on Facebook. I quickly retooled this to fit a G Rated Hellraiser homage. #daniandlulucomic #webcomic #comics #halloween #comictober2026

Unfinished photo, cuz it’s got her name and a pecan stain She was always a square Now shes a hip cube 😎

😒 Looks like I need to remortgage the house First to eliminate the one thats in -only- the wife’s name… Second to eliminate a few hundred dollars in bills a month -If- I can leverage the payment low enough, I can keep my home of 30+ years. If not I might have to file bankruptcy to do the same 😕

😒 The need to talk to someone But the last time we talked, there was no listening…

😔 Looking at the bills a bit in depth, I need to be making at least $200 a week more than I am currently I can kill the phone But thats only $100 a month This doesn’t include things like car insurance, house insurance or gas Fuck… think I’m screwed

Is it weird that I said goodbye, see you this evening To the box containing the wife?

Wife is ready to come home. I thought about having the receptionist bring her home. That way the way she left is the way she returns. A stranger making the round trips 😒 On the upside I can tell people she took a vacation to somewhere hot and returned all brown 😱😂

It’s #InktoberDay5! One of the best parts of #Halloween is the return of the seasonal cereals! They may not be very healthy, but they sure are fun! And who better to represent that fun than a legally safe costume of the beloved Cereal Critter, right @cerealscott.bsky.social? #Inktober

I need a time out. Maybe sit in a dark room, radio on low, no human interaction.

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😋 Neighbor just brought me pork green chiles ❤️ It’s that perfect balance of heat bite and let’s you keep going Made with homegrown green chiles to boot

Kid tried to make an egg and couldn’t figure it out Calls the neighbor for help instead of me 😕 I need to reenforce the idea it’s ok to message and call me for these things (She just had the pan temp to low)

😕 2 weeks… I started crying right at the time I got the call Checked in on the kids too They’re about the same

@papawoof.bsky.social Thank you so much for the dessert recipe The next go I’ll add a touch of butter in the bottom and more chocolate🤎

😒 Still trying to get into accounts to pay bills… Still just a confused mess navigating logins Slowly but squirrely transferring things to my computer instead

Sunday is now for weekly meal prep The menu this go is “French” chicken and beef stroganoff. Both in the crockpot so the kid can help out. And there’s always ham and sausage to break the monotony #ImTrying

Well I matched the parts up It needs a few more screws And to seal the edges 😂 I can feel air coming out between the joints

Morning coffee with the neighbors cat ❤️ Who pulls a love on me, feed me, claws you then walks away 😂😂

😒 2 mile work zone today And one of the guys calls out at 3 am… Hopefully the boss can find a replacement before 5 He’s gotta wake people up now

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Please sir, may I have some more wine?

🤪 At job site Set up Waiting for the crew They don’t have poles to place, they don’t have equip to frame poles with. I think I’m wasting my time today 🤪

Monday