Bryan Piitz

TONIGHT we have a special MYSTERY BOX to open. It's comes to us from friend of the show @speedrobo.bsky.social games! Live 8pm ET. ImperialPulls.com

Really? The TOP story? In 2026?

Oh my god. I feel seen.

This isn't a joke. It is a real podcast that actually exists. Go to ImperialPulls.com or search "Imperial Lulls" on your favourite podcast app.

Ep. 136 clip - Still Joe and Bryan do a switcheroo in the Echoverse. (Check out our new website and podcast at ImperialPulls.com, and we’ll see you next week!) #TCG #ImperialPulls

TONIGHT! We delve into Hexhaven, the Echoverse's version of #Strixhaven with #MtG #RealityFracture. Also, a special, sleepy announcement! #magicthegathering #mtgfra #tcg #tcgcollecting #livestream www.youtube.com/live/uWcBmXd...

Just had a weird dream where I had a landlady who tried to evict me because I said I didn't like her screenplay. I called the cops and they sided with me, instantly. It was quite bad.

Saw a movie about a cowboy in a hotel. It was the Best Western.

I may have misremembered a bit of the #LOTR, but I stand by my synopsis.

It's HOBBIT TIME on the stream tonight! We'll be opening packs of #mtg #hobbit to see if their feet really are as hairy as ours. Place yet bets! Live 8pm EST on YouTube and Twitch. #magicthegathering #mtghobbit #tcg #livestream www.youtube.com/live/u-MUfpI...

We're finally going to be streaming on Twitch! @ImperialPulls #livestream #tcg #twitch

If these words are in the title of the movie (usually, but not always a sequel), there's a 95% chance that the movie is will be terrible: Rise of... Origins Legends The Next... Rebirth, Reborn, Re... Too (in place of the number 2) Apocalypse The Last... The First... #movies #badmovies

TONIGHT we revisit #BeastClans, a favourite of ours. Come and see the goofy animal goodness! Live 8pm ET. #tcg #tcgcollecting #livestream www.youtube.com/live/803Rhe0...

Occasionally I do that thing where you go to the bathroom so intensely that you have to take off all your clothes because you're sweating too much. The bathroom floor looks like a 2XL Jedi died. #TMI #JediPoop

Oof.

It's not about Spreadsheet People. It's The Dungarees vs. The Suits. #wkrp #spreadsheetpeople youtu.be/pFE31-GzjaY?...

VROOOOM! Tonight we crack a few packs of #MtG #AetherDrift. Live 8pm ET. #tcg #tcgcollecting #magicthegathering #livestream www.youtube.com/live/SMvvunA...

TONIGHT We try to mispronounce as few cards as possible while opening #Digimon #Cardgame. Check us out LIVE 8pm ET. #digimoncardgame #tcg #tcgcollecting #cardpulls #livestream www.youtube.com/live/Dw2HREu...

It's already August! And also it's still only August!

We used to have an old cat who sometimes peed on furniture. After we cleaned it up, we'd use Febreze to help get rid of the smell. Now my brain equates the smell of Febreze with old cat pee.

I just saw a picture of Michelle Wolf without my glasses on and briefly wondered why Tim Minchin was so angry.

Let's jank! We're opening a bunch of crazy jank card packs from the 80s, 90s and more! Live 8pm ET #jank #cards #cardcollecting #livestream www.youtube.com/live/LfYPpl9...

When you say to yourself, "I'll play one more game and then go to bed," but you're too good at the game and it takes forever to end.

@allegromouse.bsky.social

Rejected thumbnail photo of @floodedstudios.bsky.social and me for @imperialpulls.bsky.social. We look like we both got kicked in the nuts but can't let anyone know.

HEY TRUE BELIEVERS - Tonight we crack I to a pre-release box of #MtG #MarvelSuperHeroes! It's gonna a super. Excelsior! #magicthegathering #mtgmarvel #tcg #tcgpulls #livestream www.youtube.com/live/1PXs3dh...

Charging my car in an otherwise empty parking lot. Taxi comes really fast to nearby parking spot, driver gets out with a spray bottle and a rag and goes immediately to work on the backseat. I suspect he might be having a bad day at work.

It sounds like a euphemism for pooping. "Be right back boys, I got a mystery message from Nugget Ridge, if ya know what I mean..."

At my very first job in my teens, they gave me a misprinted name tag that read "BYRON." They replaced it with a correct one, but I sometimes wonder how Byron is making out in his alternate universe.

I love how all the people who were experts on The Manhattan Project just a couple of years ago are now experts on ancient Greek epics. #oppenheimer #odyssey #movies #nerdswhoarefullofshit

It's Throwback Tuesday at IP! We're cracking into some #MtG pre-release kits from the recent past. Join us LIVE 8PM ET. #magicthegathering #tcg #cardpulls #livestream #youtube www.youtube.com/live/Gs127Qc...

I tried these "Shaqlicious" candies. More like "Shreklicious.'

Plantains are like if avocados were potatoes.

It's was so hot today that my balls stuck to my leg. Then my balls stuck to my pants. Then my balls stuck to the door. Then my balls stuck to my car. Then my balls got stretched tight like a boxing ring and popped off and right into my eye. It's really hot out is what I'm saying. #heatwave #hot

I'm celebrating #CanadaDay in the most Canadian way possible. By staying home and minding my own business.

Detective travels back in time to find out who "really" killed JFK. Turns out, it was a prank all along and he's not even dead. See "JK" starring Gillian Anderson and Elliot Gould this Summer! #MoviePitch

Weekend at Bernie's reboot in which Bernie is alive, controlling the dead bodies of the other two dudes. Same cast. #MoviePitch

I keep reading that the #WorldCup attendance is down and nobody cares about it, then I read that numbers are through the roof and it's making everyone believe again. Like, which is it?

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, only it's set today where submarines are already a thing and electricity is really common so it's just a normal submarine. #MoviePitch

Now we'll never know what song he was going to perform!

TONIGHT we get in the ring with Wrasslin', a card game with a wrestling theme. Who will win? You! Live 8pm ET. #tcg #boardgames #wrestling #wrasslin #livestream #youtube www.youtube.com/live/5vTdQHC...

Leaked footage from #AvengersDoomsday.

Leaked footage from #AvengersDoomsday.

Leaked footage from #AvengersDoomsday.

Leaked footage from #AvengersDoomsday.

Spoilers for #AvengersDoomsday.