Bryant

It's Joever. Brewers in 4.

Don't know if it's the Roku app or what, but this is the third ESPN NBA broadcast I've watched this year, and they've all looked like shit. Like somebody turned the brightness up past full blast and smeared butter on every camera lens.

Hell yeah, Freddy.

#1 seed 103 wins vs #1 seed 98 wins with a fanbase guaranteed their first ring ever baseball is, indeed, the best.

Telling Travis Bazzana “good eye” and he just says hello back

Being a casual Rays fan isn't good for my health.

it should be like when someone stiffs a contractor -- tear down the electrical poles, shut down the streets around the house, no more garbage pickup, cops and fire dont respond there

Turns out it was also pretty funny to watch this exact scenario unfold against the Brewers in Game 3 of the NLCS.

I can make a case that the #Cubs win 2-3 of the last 4 NL Central titles if they’re good at this, instead of quite bad at it—and if the #Brewers are anything but elite at it, which they are.

One of the most underrated organizational competencies in the league right now is the ability to bring a player in and keep them good or make them better, but absolutely avoid making them worse. To communicate new ideas/options to them without force-fitting them into your mold.

"Stammen is bringing in the dude who can't move his neck" isn't a really good selling point.

Stammen prioritizes platoon matchups over everything. And it's some Little League bullshit that a MLB team shouldn't tolerate.

Import that Yankees fan from earlier to Petco Park.

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

Very clear absence of Morejon, Musgrove, and Morgan the past few games. Craig hates the M's.

Keep Murphy mic'd up, please.

As he's no longer on the Rays or Padres, watching Blake Snell do Blake Snell things is a little bit therapeutic.

Tell me about Stammen's Pythag W% again.

Welcome to the Crone Zone (derogatory)

It feels like every single one of Stammen's relief decisions is a batter too late.

Waiting for the Statcast /30 on that flyout.

"Padres are going for it here." [Announce Hays hitting]

Look, I'm not greedy. But I will stand for either a Padres World Series championship or this; no other outcome.

Hold on a se- Goddammit, he's right.

"How many drinks have you had?" "I can't remember!" "How many more will you have?" "A lot more!" Thank you, Fernando.

Matt Shaw hasn't seen a bullet like that si

Salas gets a half-share of that strikeout.

Jfc it takes five seconds to research how hard Musgrove currently throws.