­🦋­　­Bluesky Support­　­🦋­　­(­­unofficial)

if anyone from the team asks ive worked here the whole time

one note about adult sites in profile links: like other links to adult content, they will be labeled and hidden from logged-out visitors, minors, and people who have opted-out of seeing adult content.

SW friends, OnlyFans and Fansly profile links should work now! Refresh or force-quit and reopen your app a couple times so you get the update

we have heard your feedback. that is why, in our next update, we are reducing the character count to 5

despite all my rage i am still just an unofficial bluesky support page

@bsky.support said i was very helpful

if you bring iced coffee to a job interview for @bsky.support you'd better bring enough to share. i love iced coffee

someone has been throwing bricks through my windows. four yesterday, one after the other. someone wrote threatening messages on them. "edit buttno please" "duck i meant button" "duck i meant duck" "DUCK"

can you see this as a poll? yes no

thank you for letting me know about your many problems with bluesky dot app. i have filed them with the appropriate pigeons

Why is it always "Bluesky is dying because sometimes a Marxist replies to you" and never "Bluesky is dying because the site regularly fails to load for half-days at a time"

Who hadn't walked into a room thinking of where you put those reposts, and blanking it out completely?

now you can hide reposts from an individual user instead of having to hide all of them! how exciting is that

good evening @bsky.support and others i made you this thanks

wow! it works!

we should be able to edit other people’s posts as a treat

good news!

FUCK

edit i mean fuck

they wont verify @bsky.support and that measn they are COWARDS

Hopefully you did fuck, so the bricks didn't hit you

someone has been throwing bricks through my windows. four yesterday, one after the other. someone wrote threatening messages on them. "edit buttno please" "duck i meant button" "duck i meant duck" "DUCK"

we roll out group chats today! we expect at least three absolutely rancid nuclear-level dramas by the end of business hours (EDT). chop chop

theres actually alraedy an edit button it says "delete"

tapping the sign

we have listened to your concerns about the account-wide adult content label and believe we have found a compromise everyone can be happy with. we are pleased to announce the introduction of weenie hut bluesky

sorry, i broke something again

i will be banning people based on Vibes alone

we don't know why bluesky is like this right now either, sorry

spinning the massive roulette we keep in the office to see which account to suspend next

as of the most recent update, reaching 69 total moderation strikes against your account unlocks brand-new flair for your profile

ohhhh. those lights are supposed to be GREEN. now you tell me

ohhhh. those lights are supposed to be GREEN. now you tell me

we don't know why bluesky is like this right now either, sorry

sorry about the server issues. we are working on a fix and the dippy bird responsible has already been thrown out a window

how was i supposed to know the part that said " # don't delete this part # this part makes the whole thing work # if you delete this bad things will happen " was important

cfffkou

we are not dead we're just sleepy

we here at bluesky like to be organized. that's why, starting tomorrow, we will be alphabetizing the letters in each post before they send

i only work here in spirit

we are not dead we're just sleepy

scheduled skeets next - watch out Notepad+Calendar fans