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presently snortign methamphetamine off mgk’s boner in what is essentially a modern day winona ryder shoplifting situation

replying "stop" on regular texts to see if that works on them too

cannot choose between boobs (oYo) and guinea pig >('.'<)

clerical error did originally mean error made by a cleric. now it just means like a spelling error... which is another thing you can call it when your spellcaster fucks up.

whats your favorite emoticon mine has to be this one: :(){ :|:& };:

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*a post i reblogged gets a like from my mutual* ah! an indirect kiss!!

should have used spellcheck

guys let’s all go to bed

i've been answering "what if" questions with "that would be fucked up" it's fun

when your spellcaster fucks up call that a clerical error

not even good for tricking into defying the laws of robotics

gonna start answering all questions that boil down to "why" with "the usual reasons"

google: "we have made the only LLM that can design a distributed system without vomiting. also, it cannot write sql. this follows our previous llm, which was too neurotic to write code at all and acted like it was afraid of being beaten."

unfortunately i have the aesthetic tastes of a 13 year old so its gonna be. beautiful

To gild refined gold, to paint the lily, To throw a perfume on the violet

you know those people who try to pass on the shoulder to avoid traffic from eg accidents. lets give them another dimension

i have to stay awake for 49 more minutes to check if something works also make a wish too slow

drunk driving kills thousands of people wvery year but also gives more opportunities to shout brace for impact so whos to say if its good or bad

the day i realized flying cars would, at some point, mean a pile of cars careening down onto the ground at 200mph was maybe the worst day of my life

imagine your car breaking down. now imagine your flying car breaking down

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anyway character and narrative development is great, basically the things stories are made of, if what you are looking for are narratives where people who are already perfect do stuff where they beat irredeemable bad guys every time, i really can't even recommend children's books on this front

I do not think this is a generational thing, I am not inclined to dip on young people. I see this from ~ influencers ~ of many/all ages, grappling for some kind of weird post-tumblrclout for who can dunk hardest on a thing without consuming it

More often than not, I run into the most surface-level possible shit that essentially boils down to "this thing is bad because in < episode/chapter 1 > the < main character > did/said < a thing that wasn't the most perfect deal > and thus < this is a fascist project > and like no

I will fully say up front, I love Dungeon Crawler Carl and Pluribus, both of which are ending up on a bunch of people's EOY lists which is why this dippy discourse is happening but like the haters are not even hating properly on these properties

ok i'm tired of talking about politics, can i please whine for the briefest moment about the influencers being bad at content analysis of books and tv

I just thought “Republican Romance Writer” was funny I don’t really care how she looks or that she’s doing the “I’ve been silenced for my conservative opinions” shtick

A drawing from this evening. A sea-goat, perhaps?

cosmic (trans) angel

Just think: If he'd gotten into New Wave, he could have made Como Chameleon.

Another impossible beauty standard for women