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I love that these days a company lawyer gets to dress like this basically every day, and no one really cares. Dress codes are dumb.

May all of Stephen Millers' wildest dreams come true

🎶 and I'm Schnee, Schnee-BALLEN!🎶

Okay, this might be the dumbest headline I've read in a minute

Ah, the election. That time when leftists have to choose between a candidate who is openly hostile to everything they believe in and another who sometimes words things in a way that's not ideal. So hard to choose!

Bluesky people have a notoriously great sense of humor

I can't believe I'm missing the RNC midterm convention for this

Just realized the Dallas @cbbworld.bsky.social show is at the same time as the Republican midterm convention. Lol. At least it's on the other side of downtown. I'll be hanging out with @scottaukerman.bsky.social and @pftompkins.bsky.social at the Majestic.

Good morning

I met Glen Hansard, along with Marketa Irglova, during the Once publicity tour. He was so genuine and warm, and they sang "Falling Slowly" for me when I asked. Just a completely lovely person. Such sad news. www.bbc.com/news/article...

I feel like maybe Duke should refund me my law school tuition.

Here's my Great Replacement Theory: most immigrants would be a great replacement for the white racists in this country.

IYKYK

"Nadine Searches the Horizon" - one of the many unexplained moments in The Undiscovered Adventures of Nadine, available here: zinnart.com/products/the...

Well, this is an easy one

The Lincoln Memorial reflecting pond is such a great metaphor for Trump's legacy: he's spending so much of our money to maintain the swamp.

Finally spotted a male painted bunting. Woot!

I captured a photo of today's Merlin Bird of the Day just over a year ago, when it made a nest in the Whataburger bird house my daughter gave me.

I finally saw a painted bunting in the wild today. Two of them even! Not to be sexist, but I do wish it was an adult male, instead of a female or immature male.

My social media is so schizophrenic about Graham Platner. My TikTok algorithm is full of people who think he's the savior of the left and my Bluesky feed all thinks he's a Nazi and an abuser of women. I just hope the Democrats can take back the Senate.

I still remember visiting Disney World years ago. The ride operator: "ALRIGHT! How many of you are AEROSMITH FANS?!" The crowd waiting to ride. "..."

My news feed apparently has a sense of humor this morning

One of the things I enjoy about Bernie Sanders is how about 30% of the time his ideas are terrible, but he embraces them anyway.

I'm teaching the fifth Sunday lesson on the founding of the United States. Wish me luck! The best way to get me to teach a lesson is to threaten the possibility of someone else teaching.

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

Trump calculated the damages from his returns being leaked by adding up the amount of income taxes his paid over the last 20 years, plus $10 billion.

I am interested in exactly one specific medical update concerning this particular individual

At our Mother's Day gathering, my daughter told a perfectly crafted joke. A man explaining gender fluidity: "Okay, imagine a man and a woman had a baby..."

Both literal and deeply metaphorical

Personally, I think it's hilarious that the theory behind the "8647“ Comey indictment was too crazy even for Pam Bondi.

In totally unsurprising news, Richard Dawkins is developing AI psychosis. Paywall bypass: archive.is/6RdK9

Todd Blanche is locked in a race to make Pam Bondi look competent

Shout-out to the Bond movies for making an evil tech founder a super-villain back in 1985, at least 25-30 years before the rest of us caught on.

You know, if it was all staged, Karoline Levitt would definitely *not* have said "there will be shots fired," right?

In the family chat, my son just posted a mashup of Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now and Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (with a sprinkling of Flight of The Conchords). I couldn't be more proud. 🥲

Not nearly as embarrassing as Trump. But still. Katy Perry swiped her credit card at the Trevi Fountain.

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

"this public service didn't turn a profit" THAT'S WHAT THE TAXES ARE FOR

If you see this, post something orange from your gallery.

It's a bunker.

It's weird that cities spend hundreds of millions on sports stadiums and their citizens don't even get free tickets.

Breaking: Trump administration does a complete 180 on policy if killing unarmed protestors.

Were the Tony Gonzalez and the Eric Swalwell resignations coordinated and approved by party leadership? Don't get me wrong, both needed to resign, but weird that they happened basically simultaneously.

The problem: Iran is blockading the Strait of Hormuz, causing a global energy crisis. Trump’s “solution”: The US joins in the blockade. How is this going to help? www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...

People say the timing of the Swalwell allegations is "suspicious," I say it's fortunate. Better now that after the election.