Stu Can Play At That Game

Another absolute legend lost. Rest in peace, top lad. X

Notice how bad Man U have been since Jim Ratcliffe got involved?

Oh wow. Brazil didn't cave to the right wing...

Every accusation is an admission.

David Icke must be seething, now he's not the wackiest chap on the block.

Luckily, I've already got 5000 toilet rolls left over from Covid. #LoftSpace

Why does Barry Goldberg wear a Lakers vest instead of the 76ers? Judas.

The music on the BT full fibte ad really sounds like the opening swell of the 80s TOTP theme.

The more miserable and under seige Trump feels, the more he lies.

"Perhaps you'd like to stay over? I can get some tickets for Ocean Colour Scene..."

Devouring this season of The Diplomat, and it absolutely bangs.

I was on White Date for a while. I ended up having a threesome with Barry White and Betty White, and later enjoyed a lovely weekend break in a Shropshire cottage with The Average White Band.

Breaking: Nigel Farage wins this year's Strictly Reform Dancing, with a perfectly executed cha-cha to Gangnam Style. Only joking. They've done a racism. Yet again

Farage needs to establish that ITV made a defamatory statement about him and Reform, which has caused, or is likely to cause, serious harm to reputation. Unlikely, since everyone already assumes that he and his party are racists.

Do Nandos sell swan?

Crikey. Palace are imploding.

It's almost enough to make you believe there's a better way of doing things.

Reform and Racism contain the same number of letters. #JustSaying

🛟 100 shouts. 65 people helped. 12 lives saved. Congratulations to Brighton RNLI volunteer Chris Townley on his 100th lifeboat call-out! Chris joined with no boating experience and has since spent nearly 15 days at sea helping people in difficulty. A brilliant milestone. Thank you, Chris! ❤️

Whatever happened to Rupert Lowe's inquiry into grooming gangs? Did it discover anything the official endeavours overlooked?

It seems that Susie Wiles can't go on holiday without the White House soiling the bed in her absence. Perhaps literally.

Hold on. Is this flying Tesla the car that Musk promised many, many years ago?

It's remarkable how Badenoch can pull out a shoulder-launched missile and still blow her own legs off.

I wish the people of Piddington would either shut up or pidd off.

You have to wonder if Robert Jenrick or Nigel Farage consider Suella Braverman as an equal.

It's incredible how Nick Ferrari rarely pushes back on unsubstantiated claims from right-wing types.

How would Farage know? Does he sit on any of the relevant committees or have access to security service memos? Or, is he simply sticking up for a benefactor?

If this piece of filth lived anyone near the coast, he'd know how important the RNLI are, and certainly not vilifying them to displace his self-loathing.

Funny, I can only think of three things these two American men have in common.

OK. That scoreline is fair. Especially if we aren't going to turn up for the 1st 60 minutes. 🤍⚒️

Labour won a by-election last night. So why isn't Beth Rigby outside No 10 asking Burnham if he's going to resign?

If the United States is now going to be punishing people in kind for their crimes, I'm not sure they should televise justice being delivered on Trump.

I'm white, and I certainly wouldn't go to Luton. Even to visit the Timmy Robinson museum or Wetherspoons.

Not much comfort to Californians, but Trump utterly failed to help disaster-struck states that DID vote for him.

Age yourself with a childhood crush

Lol. I don't know why people were so tough on the puppet episode of ST:SNW.

Apart from staying awake for a whole afternoon.

It is nice to see Tories making a provision for the children of millionaire couples that die simultaneously.

Good news: Some of you can potentially avoid paying any inheritance tax as well. Bad news: All your parent's money will go to care providers instead.

DON'T TAKE AWAY MY CHAT!!

Hope Diana has calmed down.

I see the Tories have their new version of HS2 lined up for bidders.

Did he really mean mustang, or is he thinking of a stallion?

...and here's Gyles Brandreth on Zoom to talk about the death of a dear friend. Again.

I think the news media massively overestimates how much the British public care about those US planes being sent home.

If the Tories ditch The Environment Agency, then there certainly won't be any reports about how dirty British waterways and breaches are.

So, are they really going to change the wording on every AI website to now say "XXXXX is a super intelligence and may make mistakes"? That's kind of dumb.