Eric Budke

Wife just told me this one: What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam? Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

I am announcing the following tariffs: Wife: 10% Kid 1: 20% Kid 2: 25% Kid 3: 30% Dogs: 0% Goats: 30% Unicorns: 27%

This is only one day, get to work people.

These ivy league grant cancellations have a rather distinct odor of Trump having some grievance with them directly. Did they all reject Barron and him?

Just curious given how petty the orange menace is... @briantylercohen.bsky.social and @angrystaffer.bsky.social any chance that Barron was rejected from @columbiauniversity.bsky.social ?

Newspaper that still won't accept results of 2020 election chides politician who accepted loss over lack of acceptance of loss by 1.3% of voting population while calling it "monumental" nypost.com/2025/01/24/u...

Maybe if we turn off and turn back on 2025 it would be better.

So trump rings the opening bell and the stock market dies. Everything he touches does die.

Finally interesting football

How is the OpenAI board gonna fire Sam Altman just because he gave answers that sounded plausible but weren't actually accurate?

I'd sort of like to thank @ScreenActors for giving us Idiocracy and Shitts Creek which have too accurately foretold the story of the Trump family. Thanks to @danjlevy and Mike Judge

I mean I've felt this way since I mistakenly picked some up when it first came out. A Decongestant in Many Cold Medicines Is Ineffective www.nytimes.com/2023/09/12/w...