Matt in the Hat

Ok Bluesky, let’s see those face cards ⬇️

Good job Brazil. Happy for y’all 👏

Whenever I’m feeling petty I scroll LinkedIn and mark posts I find annoying as “seems like AI slop”

Do you also get French horn concertos stuck in your head?

You’re in his dms. He’s out of my league.

“Here’s why”

That wasn’t a very good picture was it

Of course he is. Because there is no bottom to his depravity.

Hot girls vote

Damn

I’ll post hog if talarico wins

I’m one bad day away

What’s it called when you have imposter syndrome but it’s about being a h0m0

LMAO

KY Kelly is insufferable holy shit

I was perfectly fine not knowing who the fuck Katie Zachariah was.

Baby lemme see it

I fear it’s due to me losing muscle mass but I do be enjoying seeing that number on the scale going down

It’s absurd that you can lose 20 lbs and feel no different but gain 5 lbs and feel like a WHALE

Omg that’s awful :(

😔💔💔

These boomers didn’t really plan this out too well. Destroying literally everything and treating us like shit our whole lives knowing full well that somebody will have to take care of them at some point…

I was today years old when I found out she was married to him

“Aaaaand don’t. Fuck. It. Up.”

I logged onto the Witcher 3 to check out the updates and immediately fell off a cliff

It’s spooky seasonnnn who wants to recreate this with me 👻 see

This game is extremely my shit

When they turn on disappearing messages… 😒 🚩🚩🚩🚩

I feel like I should’ve replayed the first Control before starting the new one buuuut…oh well

I bet the higher ups won’t take any hits though

Needed this after a rough mental health week

You ever just sit and eat pickles?

I really hate when someone tries to negate my lived experience with their own. We are not the same. What comes easily or naturally for you may not for me and vice versa. Fuck you.

I apologize for not doing my part 😔

My 9 games (I think) My9games.net/en

“Republican endorses republican” there fixed it for you

🤔

Coming out as someone who prefers lime flavored things over green apple

When I hold my hand out and my dog immediately rests his head in it 🥹🥹

“You’ll never be everyone’s cup of tea” Me:

Is it just me or is this season of drag race UK not…giving?

My right nut hurts. Just thought I’d share.

Not him proving me right

Not to dog on this game but will anyone even be playing it come December??