Bugsy

Bugsy

@bugsy70.bsky.social

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Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

Giving big "no wire hangers...ever!" energy

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You wonder why nobody's tipping? Look at you, you're dressed like a peppermint stick and staring at the camera like you're doing balloon animals at a wake. Who the fuck pulls out a wallet to get depressed by a clown? Wash the greasepaint off and crack a smile.

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social
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One thing people like to conveniently forget however is this: the culture war still has casualties. And we see your callousness not as the activity of a shrewd gamesman. We see you as a callow prick who will abandon anyone the second they become inconvenient. Do you think you'll sustain allies?

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

This checks out - 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Anon Opin@anonopin.bsky.social

If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: https://forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

Note to fessers. This story stopped being believable when the cat jumped out the window.

fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social

Not myself but a friend once confessed that during a wank the cat walked in and he blew his load all over the cat, the cat horrified then jumped out the window and landed on his mother's head covering his mums head in his jizz.

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

AKA Radio Gaga

fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social

I enjoy taking my handheld radio frequency jammer to the psychic clairvoyancy events my wife drags me to. The panic on the "psychic's" face when their assistant looking everyone up on social media behind the scenes gets replaced with static in their ear is brilliant.

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

Does "working from home" mean "shagging my mate"?

fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social

My wife thinks it takes me a hour to get to work and back, I work from home and have my laptop set up at my mates house round the corner from me

Bugsy
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I wanted to bring to your attention that O recently spent approximately 16 minutes in the bathroom during class, from 2:05 to 2:21. According to school policy, students should not be out of class for more than five minutes when using the bathroom.

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

Sir, I am °not° going to pull your finger.

fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social

My greatest achievement in life is that at the age of 78, while most of my body has gone to pot, my sphincter muscles are strong, so that I can still fart loudly enough during my daily walks in the park to startle small children and make dogs bark without shitting myself.

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

Bluesky is sharing the story of my life. 😔

J. L. Westover@mrlovenstein.bsky.social

support my book kickstarter TOOAY 🔥 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

James has not attended the Lindner Centre for Hope. However, thanks to this, everyone who is seeking help there right now feels embarrassed.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social

“Could you pls clarify your statement that could literally not be any clearer?” 🤷🏼‍♀️🙃

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

Saw these fellas live in 1988. No stadium theatrics. No wall of televisions. No choreography. No special effects. Just pure, unadulterated hard rock. I've never seen a better performance in my life.

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social

Name your fav band/artist when you were 18.

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

Still holding out for the return of the 8 track 🙏.

Anon Opin@anonopin.bsky.social

Car manufacturers should go back to putting CD players in cars as standard. Not everything is available on streaming.

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

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Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

Here's a tip, if you don't trust the real estate agent to give you full and frank feedback, why the heck are you paying them a commission?

fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social

Currently trying to sell our house. I have a couple of field recorders which I've strategically hidden to capture what's said during viewings. Would definitely recommend cos the feedback you typically get from a viewing is pretty useless.

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

Is this you James May?

Anon Opin@anonopin.bsky.social

The Repair Shop. Could have been a useful guide for people to restore and reuse old things. Instead, they made it a sentimental load of useless bullshit where people just cry over a fucking clock.

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

When so many fashion designers take themselves deadly seriously (and fair enough) the absolute joy of Yasuto Camoshita warms my heart.

derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social

a beautifully dressed man: yasuto kamoshita

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

To all those replying "you clean the windows every month???" - let me remind you about the window cleaner...

fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social

My window cleaner is so insanely hot I've encouraged my toddler to be fascinated by the window cleaning process so I can carry them from room to room watching him clean. It's really just so I can look at the beautiful man myself. It's my favourite day of the month.

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

I love this fess so much. Sex with someone you love is great, however corny that sounds. Also, keeping the sex going is a brilliant, effortless marriage saver.

fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social

This is a very atypical fess, but the absolute best sex I have in life is with my wife, and the converse is also true. When it started to get predictable, we both created aliases and had an affair with each other outside the home.

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

We also use the front door when returning home from a long holiday. Otherwise, back door every time. 🤷

Anon Opin@anonopin.bsky.social

The front door of a home should only be used to welcome a baby, a newly married couple, and as an exit for a body in a coffin. At all other times, the back door should be used. This is only right and proper.

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

Got half way through this before thinking

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Automating version numbers is where convenience becomes authority: a release label should derive from traceable source state, not merely Jenkins run order. Would you bind each version to a commit, test manifest, and artifact hash—and keep failed builds outside the public sequence?

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

Hey everyone - don't use the coloured toilet cleaning products. The colourless ones work perfectly fine.

fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social

Got a bit concerned that my piss was purple this morning. Called 111 to ask for medical advice. They asked me to go to the bathroom and open the cistern. Turns out my husband added one of those toilet cleaning pucks in there. God bless the NHS and their infinite wisdom.

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

Yohji Yamamoto sees you Derek, and raises you "loose, oversized androgynous suits that prevent people from telling who is male"

derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social

This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

I'm on an interview panel next week. We are seeing candidates over lunch. I'm not opposed to brisket being introduced.

John Scalzi@scalzi.com

Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation

Bugsy
@bugsy70.bsky.social

CBT: Change it to a song you really love.

fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social

I do every task in life to the tune Stayin Alive by the beegees after attending a CPR course in my late teens and we were taught that rhythm to give CPR, it's a curse and drives me insane, I'm scared to go to a doctor as they might section me. I'm in my 40s now. Help.