Blemmy

In case you’re wondering what the Outkick guy is up to with the Finals credential WNBA PR gave him: He saw two WNBA PR employees sitting at their desks during the national anthem and posted their photo to Twitter and has followed up with additional posts attempting to dox them

Got recognized at work by a high school barista from the coffee shop I go to. Suddenly felt insane dread that I got refereed to as “the guy who’s always ordering iced coffee”

Weird day of work, I got my best compliment from my boss and something I submitted as a joke got approved. Time to ruin my good luck

Looking around for lovely WNBA games to watch and feeling only sadness and despair 🥺

Balls hurt, considering castration.

9/25 and I’ve only seen content from four of them. Glad that I’m still staying out of touch :)

As an adult, it’s important to overcome insecurities and develop new ones. I have come to accept and love my nose, but it has recently come to my attention that my legs are hideous and must be hidden from public sight.

So my company seems to be using AI now to post on social media?!? Not concerning at all consider we write news stories for a living…. Surely this is not going to create doubt in our readers at all

Embarrassing: after a late night of overtime, I fully nodded off during a public meeting. Empowering: Everyone was so engaged with the wonders of a grant resolution that my ass went unnoticed Harrowing: why does no one see or talk about my ass :/

ESPN article of Stefon Diggs signing with Washington takes 12 paragraphs to mention the assault allegations. Love to see it 🙄

Started following this Toronto based account on Insta where the persons job is to give tickets to people in the bike line. Based on the comments, you would think bike lanes are an affront to God. Wtf is happening in this world.

There’s something magical in being told “You’re the first person to ask that question” either I’m a beautiful genius, or the dumbest ape around.

1/ This is Nick Adams. He’s a big deal in MAGA world. He’s got 638K followers on X and 2.1M on Facebook. President Trump even appointed him to a role at the State Dept. But when I started digging into Adams' nonprofit for "civics" education, something didn't look right ... 🧵

“If this were occurring abroad, to an ethnic minority, we would call it ethnic cleansing.” www.liberalcurrents.com/the-american...

67 boat strikes 221 people killed EXCLUSIVE: Operation Southern Spear has not reduced the volume, availability, purity or price of cocaine arriving in the U.S., according to an internal DEA assessment and a closed-door Pentagon briefing for senators, and has made enforcement more difficult

*Trying to sound less pathetic when talking to friends Me: “Yeah so, it’s not simping, it’s actually desperate yearning”

Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.

There is growing evidence that ‘gender policing’ in single-sex spaces is on the rise, despite the Code not yet being in force

“.. Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro on the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C.” @reuters.com

It’s been a hard and yet triumphant year for Minnesota. Ordinary people have been targeted by their fellow countrymen, and made heroic sacrifices for their neighbors. So, appropriate to remember that 163 years ago today, 262 average Minnesotans sacrificed themselves at the Battle of Gettysburg.

Spent my morning at a government meeting about a proposed data center and saw the Supreme Court rulings after leaving. Gotta say, not a positive mental health start to the day.

Tired to be independent: sewing by myself. After much thought and over an hour spent accomplishing nothing, I will no longer be independent.

They really cannot stop making themselves look evil. Jonathan Ross and the other agents killed people. ICE agents that murdered people deserve prosecution and should be outed at a bare minimum. They’ve gotten away with so much, they are fortunate this country is so broken

Listen as a New Jersey judge orders a newspaper (New Brunswick Today) to delete a security video the school district wanted deleted from the internet -- and orders the newspaper not to write about it *at all.* This is a prior restraint in violation of the First Amendment.

Talking about begrudgingly signing a one year lease renewal and the first thing my coworker says is “So we get you for another year” Suddenly I’m overwhelmed with the urge to quit on the spot

SpaceX goes public today. There’s been a lot of chatter about the largest IPO in stock market history that will likely make Elon Musk the world’s first trillionaire. Here's what I think you should know about it... 🧵

Running multiple days in a row only a few weeks after surgery. They’re calling it the most ethical self harm imaginable 😤

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

i have yet to see a single cis person say something about the fact that the government just designated trans people a terrorist group and threatened to kill all of us.

Repost this if you’ve gone to the doctor or you’ve seen a dog. I’m a teacher trying to show my students that it’s possible to repost stuff under certain circumstances like if a post asks you to and you’ve gone to something or seen something

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

Was about to scream into the void….. go wolves lol

The Justice Department seems to be going out of its way to avoid saying that Cole Allen didn't fire any weapons at all inside the Washington Hilton — and that the officer hit was most likely hit by friendly fire. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/is-the-jus...