Allen Varney

Allen Varney

@bundleofholding.com

Writer and game designer (PARANOIA XP, Mongoose Publishing 2004). I operate the Bundle of Holding (bundleofholding.com). allenvarney(at)Gmail.

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The Roleplaying Game Creators Relief Fund (RCRF) is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit charitable organization founded to provide financial assistance to ttrpg creators suffering hardship due to catastrophic situations. And now donations to the RCRF are as easy as our new QR code!

Adventurers Club #23 (Winter 1994), the Hero Games magazine for the Champions #TTRPG, published my article "Perklets," with a list of tiny ways to improve your RPG characters.

Explaining the joke: Champions characters are built by spending points to buy Flight, Energy Blast, Lockpicking skill, etc. Many abilities cost tens or 100s of points. A Perklet's cost is measured in tenths of a point.

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Burghley House has a completely mind-blowing array of 17th century paintings across its ceilings and walls… trompe l’oeil giving the illusion of the architectural details being real stone and marble and that figures are coming out of the walls 😮🤩 Here’s a photo thread of some of the rooms…

Col. Lou Zocchi at a 2008 convention talking for 20 minutes straight about why his dice are better dice: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ-A...

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James Wallis@jameswallis.bsky.social

Very sad to hear of the death of the great Lou Zocchi, who spent much of his life advocating for higher standards in dice manufacturing. He and his infectious enthusiasm will be sadly missed. On a more pedestrian level, I now have a hook to hang my next column for Wyrd Science on.

And certain bankers which sate in New York sent to Ben Graffis in Hollywood a writing which said, Money is tight in the land so let Poopy Panda up periscope and fire all bow tubes.

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When that man is dead and gone When that man is dead and gone When they lay him twelve feet deep I'll be there to laugh, not weep When that man is dead and gone

When that man is dead and gone (Dead and gone) When that man is dead and gone (Dead and gone) We'll go dancing down the street Kissing everyone we meet When that man is dead and gone (Dead and gone)

What a day to wake up on What a way to greet the dawn When a certain man is dead and gone Some fine day the news will flash Satan with the small moustache is asleep beneath the lawn When that man is dead and gone

Why do we see this exact same story play out repeatedly? Do companies have no memory? Is learning impossible?

J-T Kelly@j-tkelly.bsky.social

Red Ogre (@ogre.red) gets rights to your work upon *submission*. And those rights are ridiculous. They can change your work, not credit you, use your work for advertising, or put it in an anthology. Don't submit to this one, folks.

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Everyone flips out again. Repeat seven times. A week later the CEO posts on LinkedIn (Well, heh-heh, that didn't go well!"), wholly retracts the ToS, and pledges to rebuild the trust he just burned to the ground for no gain.

Why do we see this exact same story play out repeatedly? Do companies have no memory? Is learning impossible?

J-T Kelly@j-tkelly.bsky.social

Red Ogre (@ogre.red) gets rights to your work upon *submission*. And those rights are ridiculous. They can change your work, not credit you, use your work for advertising, or put it in an anthology. Don't submit to this one, folks.

A platform for creatives gets its clueless legal counsel to draft terms of service that say "We can do anything we want with anything you send us, you can't sue us, and we can come to your house at any time and kick you in the groin."

The company posts the new ToS, everyone flips out, and some hapless frontline minion has to quickly say "nonono, that's not what we meant." The next day they clarify that sure, they can kick you in the groin, but they never actually would.

"Reputation Lab surveyed citizens of G7 countries to find out which nations have the best international reputation in 2025. Iraq, Iran, and Russia ranked at the bottom, while the U.S. saw the biggest decline from 2024, falling 18 spots to 48th."

1-10. Switzerland-Canada-Norway-Sweden-Finland-Denmark-New Zealand-Japan-Netherlands-Ireland 48. USA (down from #30 in 2024) 56-60. Pakistan-China-Iran-Iraq-Russia [bottom of the list]

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"From long neglect which nothing can atone, Should caries excavate the solid bone, Destroy the bright enamel in its way, And lay the nerve quite naked to the day; Still dental science, subject of my song, Invents expedients to redress the wrong."