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I've realized the problem with tuna casserole: it pushes the bottom boundary of edibility. It's just bad enough to dislike but just edible enough to feel bad about throwing away.

Believe it or not, skim milk is the single biggest contributor to depression in 2025.

I am utterly convinced that olive oil users have no taste buds. Literally every bottle of hot pressed, cold pressed, virgin, extra, Italian, Californian, aged, baby new born angel tear olive oil is bitter garbage.

Jesus fucking Christ.

An empty rocket exploding has gotten far more attention than a plane full of people crashing and dying in India.

Try to be as polite as possible… we’re not savages after all. 😈

What happened to the FBI cocaine bros, Pastel and Bingobongo releasing the Epstein death video? Did they back out when everyone called them out on it being AI?

BREAKING: Trump's Alien Enemies Act Proclamation is "unlawful," a federal judge in Texas ruled. That judge was appointed by Trump. Ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... Background www.allrisenews.com/p/aea-inquis...

How much do you want to bet all of trump's favorites knew this was coming and bought in at the low?

What a LOSER… this time to a Trump appointed judge. 🤣

When the new Tron trailer drops and you see Jared Leto has the lead role.

Wow, I'm shocked!

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/... Hahaha, called it.

Haha. This is how the Trump DoJ operates. So blatant.

Hahaha

On the flip side, eggs will be cheap... ...in comparison to everything else.

Oh, and friendly reminder: republicans can put a stop to this today. They are just choosing not to. Should have voted.

My favorite part of all of this is that all of the tarrifs, the doge bullshit, the rif, ALL OF IT is to fund tax cuts to the ultra wealthy. Money stolen from our wallets, services stolen from our government, jobs, livelihoods down the shitter for money the wealthy won't even notice they have.

@mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social ! LFG!!!

Eat shit, Elmo.

"When do you cross your line" @booker.senate.gov Every single person needs to decide now. Make a plan now. For what we will each choose to do when that line is crossed. Because it's all coming. All the lines that aren't already behind us are coming. And we were made for this time. #corybooker

In 72 days..." Have we ONCE HELD THIS PRESIDENT TO ACCOUNT!?" Still going. Still strong. Thanks, @booker.senate.gov at 23.5 hours and counting. www.booker.senate.gov/live

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Lol, that's what you get for voting for him, #michigan www.fox2detroit.com/news/trump-a...

To everyone saying to “ignore” what he’s saying because “it will never happen”…you are why we lose.

Cackling at the stock market today.

Dear Democratic Members of Congress, Stop telling me about what he's doing. We can all see it. Start telling me about what you're doing to stop it! Signed, Americans

I swear to god if they cast Tom Holland as Link, I'm burning this whole motherfucker down.

But what do I/we do?! Pick a few of the 198👇🏼

When the GOP hides from their constituents, these folks step up to hold Town Halls for the people. 🔄❔ @indivisiblemi.bsky.social @miyoungdems.bsky.social @actioneqmi.bsky.social @reprheingans.bsky.social @debbiedingell.house.gov @slotkin.senate.gov

@slotkin.senate.gov I know you're serious about security. Head of the DoD having an email address on Russian state mail seems like it should have US intelligence officials swinging from the rafters.

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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone

Resign now!

Pretty wild to be watching a YouTube video by Congress news tv and have it be interrupted because the whole channel was deleted. Guess someone didn't like those videos of @repjasmine.bsky.social holding shitty people accountable.

Today I learned that Filipino spaghetti is "fuck it, I give up, just eat something" brand toddler food.

@peters.senate.gov , I want to see the tallies. I want to see the count of constituent phone calls, emails, and messages for and against. As a constituent, I want to see your receipts.

Cowards, all.

The rich win again! #schumerisatraitor

God damnit onion. Don't do this to us. You know the prophecies always come true.

@indivisiblemi.bsky.social @miyoungdems.bsky.social @washtenawdems.bsky.social I didn't see this shared far and wide yet...

I'm watching the stock market crater and thinking about how republicans are so good for businesses. I mean, they said it, so it must be true.

Why is house brand Autozone and OReieleielye's at least double the price of the name brand stuff at Rock Auto? Has it always been like this? Have I always been overpaying?

@debbiedingell.house.gov @slotkin.senate.gov @peters.senate.gov @shrithanedar.bsky.social @rephaleystevens.bsky.social @scholten.house.gov @mcdonaldrivet.bsky.social @annaclarke.bsky.social @michigandnr.bsky.social @govpritzker.illinois.gov I hope you are all seeing this.

Shopping at Costco. These new prices are Tarrific!

@houlahan.house.gov @bera.house.gov @jahimes.bsky.social @tomsuozzi.bsky.social @gluesenkampperez.house.gov @repmoskowitz.bsky.social @repmarcykaptur.bsky.social You're crying about decorum during a knife fight. See how that works out for you, cowards.

Here's some handy handles if you want to use your voice regarding the vote to censor Al Green.