Brad Reed

'I fear the Mega Death Machine I've created will wipe out all human life. Also, I'm seeking a $2 trillion IPO for it.' This is the essence of 21st Century capitalism and a good part of why people are finding socialism a lot less scary these days.

Yeah this is why Falhávio's claims about a stolen election were never going to hold up: The swing to Lula was everywhere including in states governed by Bolsanaro allies.

Crace is the only British journalist who can do this book justice.

They're going to come begging for a bailout. We need to make clear any pol who backs rescuing the slop industry will have their career ended.

Gonna be really funny when he has to cough up $1 million to pay the person who caught a MAGA chud voting twice.

Lula has really now reached legendary status of such heights that future Civilization games might let you govern with him as an alternative to Dom Pedro II.

You sadly can't boycott Meta, its tentacles are too broad. But you can get away with boycotting Xitter which is a rigged game.

The fact that you can win Jesus in Brazilian toy machines is hilarious beyond my imagination.

My instincts told me the 'TRUMP NUKE BRAZIL' guys were hurting themselves glad to see I was right.

FOLLOW MIKE if you're interested in Brazilian politics! We're in a global fight against authoritarians and learning about the dynamics of other countries is essential!

A right-wing politician from the southern part of the country floats secession after losing an election. Brazil and the United States have so much more in common than we think!

'Alguma coisa acontece no meu coração, que só quando cruza Ipiranga e a Avenida São João...'

pretty clear evidence that republicans in the US losing any election going forward are going to always beg for a coup if they lose. lots of people will have to go to jail

Here's Lula celebrating tonight with Erika Hilton, a transgender politician who led the drive to end the six-day work week in Brazil. Erika showed workers solidarity, they showed her solidarity back. Solidarity is how fascism loses.

I feel like the best thing we as Americans can do for the world is obliterate the Big Tech companies we've spawned.

É isso. We owe it to not just Brazil but Myanmar, Ethiopia and, well, everywhere to rip Meta into pieces.

I've become such a cynical bastard that I rolled my eyes a bit when I saw the 'Vamos Virar' posts after the first round. But ho. Lee. Shit. Eles viraram.

I'm too much of an old fart to go out samba-ing so I just spent the night celebrating at the local corner bar.

OK fellow gringos, here's a free Portuguese lesson: This means 'Dick in the ass of Meta.' (Meta has been fucking with the PT all week, suspending accounts, etc.)

Que milagre.

Streets outside my hotel are getting excited. Gonna wait until it's called to not jinx but... I'm totally going out there

I swore I would go to bed early tonight and ignore the election. Who the fuck was I kidding.

Sem ônibus? Sem anistia!

*Dedos cruzados*

1. This is disgusting. 2. Yes motherfucker, a birth certificate makes you a fucking American.

PARE A CONTAGEM! 😉

I've seen more than enough for over a decade now. This man is a pestilence.

She had a Latino name but Abbott is just hoping that sounding foreign is enough to make people think she's Muslim. American voters I've dumped on you a lot in recent years but I don't think you are this stupid.

Bom dia, Tom Jobim!