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My man looks like if spoiled milk became sentient.

“We all pay lip service to the Constitution. That being said, the law of the land gets in the way of our fascist agenda, so… fuck it.”

Mitch McConnell returning to congress like:

My man looks like Ted Cruz got into the teleporter from The Fly and there was a slice of moldy Wonderbread in there with him.

Just abandon all of these insane death-cults, full stop. Why would anyone seriously entertain these milquetoast half-measures?

My man looks like he was so insecure about his male pattern baldness that he glued a furry yarmulke to his scalp.

My man looks like an NHL coach whose team just went 21-53-8 for the third straight season, and he’s trying to stay positive while he awaits the call from the GM.

@mollyjongfast.bsky.social Just saw you’re on Real Time this week which means I might actually watch it for the first time in years.

The non-MAGAs who voted for this are incapable of understanding politics beyond the office of POTUS, and cannot be relied upon to help steer us out of fascism. They're incapable of learning. Incapable of doing more than applying a band-aid on a bullet wound before they reverse course yet again.

Conservative logic: “I refuse to pay a higher tax rate and I’m going to spend $100 million to prevent it from happening!” This is why conservatives shouldn’t be in charge of anything. This is their peak intellectual level.

Yo, Massie-- point to ANY point in time when ANY of these things were part of a Republican agenda during your time in congress. Seriously. Pick any of them and provide evidence you were working on it. Fucking liar.

It needs to be universally understood that Trump is not running the country. Trump doesn't know anything about policy, and he has no policy ideas. The country is being run by the Heritage Foundation, and the Federalist Society. Trump is just there to get praise, and steal money.

So, Democrats should be happy amid the rise of fascism, the oppression of minority groups, and the demolition of the Constitution? Up to his usual standard of thinking, I'd say.

Yeah, this is like dating someone who tells you up front he's going to physically and emotionally abuse you, and then 18 months later, you're whining about how you didn't know he was doing to abuse you.

The history of the downfall of the U.S. goes like this: -GOP engaged in a decades-long war against education -Generations in the south and Midwest grew up ignorant -Putin weaponized that ignorance to get an asset elected president -Asset enacted Putin’s agenda while uneducated Americans cheered

Don’t know why I just thought of this, but I hope @pattonoswalt.bsky.social has a cameo as Physician’s Assistant Jackie in the #CommunityMovie

A man went to adopt a cat, but it refused to be separated from its companion, so he ended up taking them both home. Original post

When people say, “The U.S. is the greatest country on earth,” what they actually mean is, “This happens to be where I live.” That’s it. It is the blandest form of ethnocentrism that exists.

Perfection

You spent a lifetime helping to cultivate the rot that is the GOP. Only when the monster got loose did you back away. Now you want to disingenuously preach that not all is lost after Hitler has invaded Poland, the government is murdering citizens in the streets, and the entire party is shrugging?

Do you think FIFA knows they're a total joke, or do you think they're like the Neil Breen of sports leagues, where they just have zero self-awareness?

This was the reply when I told this idiot that the right is responsible for roughly 75% of political violence. These cultists don't know anything, and they can't be bothered to look anything up, either. Political conservatism is all about being emotionally insecure and pridefully ignorant.

Who are the intellectual leaders of MAGA? Give me ONE name.

I do not have empathy for people that repeatedly and intentionally punch themselves in the nuts. If this is how you choose to live, then I cannot mourn your inevitable demise. You had the resources to make good choices and you rejected them.

Standard fare. Conservatism is defined by concern for one's self, and (at best) callous dismissal of others, if not outright harm.

@ynb.bsky.social Green grass. 😭😭😭