🐦Calandra♾️

8 inch pikachu

RIPiss Light Yagami, you would have loved being racist on Japanese twitter

I can fix him #stardewvalley

the year is 2030. a doctor gravely informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people who felt bad for a monkey bought polyester plushies that shed millions of microplastics in the laundry that were were eventually consumed by the fish that you ate

my mom told me today that when she saw her eldest brother hitting his girlfriend, she cut up all his expensive hats and threw them in the trash can.

I reached perfection in Stardew Valley 🥹

I have COVID. please keep wearing masks, y'all.

my 9 year old washed the dishes without anyone asking. i think I'm raising good humans 💜

I just know his name came up cuz they was roasting tf out of him when he was a kid 🤣

oldest child: why is [younger sibling] asleep before me? me: probably because he runs around and plays during recess instead of looking at rocks like you do oldest: I don't just look at rocks! I pick them up first!

my 6 year old has said that he comes from aliens. he said that he got the birthmark on his leg from the aliens. idk where he is getting these ideas because we do not even talk about that starseed bullshit 😂

I'm about to play the Monster Hubter Wilds beta test on PS5. I wish I could play it on PC but my monitor stopped working a couple weeks ago and we won't be able to get a replacement until next weekend 😩

4 albums you think are perfect

6yo told me these look like Mr. Potatohead

my 6 year old is wandering around his minecraft world holding a syringe. I guess he has an add-on that has dinosaurs and DNA splicing?

if you see this, post your top 10 games (not in order) 1. Pokemon Snap 2. Final Fantasy XV 3. Baldur's Gate 3 4. Monster Hunter World 5. Red Dead Redemption 2 6. Pokemon Y 7. Katamari Damacy 8. Okami 9. Portal 10. Stardew Valley

I really wish people could stop equating a game clearly isn’t for me with bad writing/lazy game dev/it’s an unfinished game. It irks my goddamn soul to see that’s the default assumption when people don’t like a released game/realize it’s just not their thing & don’t just say that.

I will NEVER have triplets in the Sims again #thesims4

oh my yoba #stardewvalley

nintendo can have my second born child if they put wind waker on the switch 2. I already promised my first born to capcom for okami 2 over a decade ago.

I'll spend 3 days building a house in the Sims 4 just to bulldoze the whole lot cuz I don't like one aspect of it

my 1st gtader is currently telling me how two of his classmates got "rizzed up." what is going on?

ok I guess I should #promosky? 🐳Monster Hunter 🪼Like A Dragon 🐳Balatro 🪼Helldivers 2 🐳Baldur's Gate 3 🪼Stardew Valley 🐳The Sims 4 🪼Terraria 🐳Final Fantasy XV & XVI 🪼Animal Crossing 🐳Indie games 🪼Nail art 🐳Weird art 🪼Drawing 🐳Painting 🪼Music

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