Calvin

Guy who calls keeping chickens "keeping his cock in a cage"

They are calling it the most over due, the most over geared and least deserved first cape of all time.

I must be Walter. The way im white

SIMPLE SYRUP SITTING ON THE STOVE: blorp blorp :) SIMPLE SYRUP SITTING ON THE STOVE: blorp blup blep :) SIMPLE SYRUP SITTING ON THE STOVE: blub blub :) ME: you could really fuck someone up if you threw this on them. Maybe even kill them SIMPLE SYRUP SITTING ON THE STOVE: what the fuck

We go way back

bizarre day

My favorite quote by David Lynch is the one in which he imagines what van Gogh could have made if he was happy, if he was free of suffering. I loved Chainsaw Man. I loved Jujutsu Kaisen. I wonder what manga Fujimoto and Gege could have made if they were in better conditions.

Job so bad it got me trying LinkedIn premium

WIN!

Kendrick Lamar getting bottom surgery: "Take my peepee off take my peepee off"

If you are a “well trained” ICE officer you are eligible for one ibuprofen prior to Waist Chop

Nobody is talking about it but doom is tough as hell. Wave 4 today we'll see how it goes.

"Hit it from orbit till the atmosphere smells. I am twelve"

Got a dslr camera and a macro lens last week. These are the best ive done so far, will be getting better for sure as I keep messing with it. Having 50 pets to practice on is going to be really helpful.

Gundam regional with @samuswolfe.bsky.social tomorrow morning. Gonna be a long good day. Aiming for 2 invites but 1 invite is a win.

Doing nex instead of sailing because I can live without a max cape for a little while I think.

My driving tectonic the way I make these continentals drift.

"Witness me. Burn the sight into your eyes."

New guys i got the last few days the zoo is growing.

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Rainbow capitalists be like “the only union I support is between man and man”

happy pride month

I just watched the episode of the sopranos you were on and I think you shouldn't have stolen Christopher's ideas. You really put him in a bad spot and at risk to be killed.

Had to fulfill a bet with @heiligtree.bsky.social for me being the slowpoke to max. Loser had to get a revs unique that isnt one of the freebie ones. So i got this on my first night doing revs at just around 430 revs killed. Off to tds to get a synapse to start yama asap

Heading home from louisville after 5 days of visiting family and doing a bourbon trail tour with some friends I met through runescape. This game is truly great and has built me so many lasting friendships. My heart was so full this weekend. Thank you all.

Finished maxing the uim on Saturday after a long hard fought race with Nathan. We started at 215 ehp to max and 128 ehp to max. And he ended up winning with me at about 35 ehp left to max. So I will be doing revs as punishment for losing the bet. But it was a great contest. Thanks to all for coming!

genuinely wtf is his problem

99 Fishing and 99 Agility all done. Just 11 hunter levels left until max. @heiligtree.bsky.social . Currently 48 ehp off max and tree is about 7 off. Next Saturday at 4pm EST we will both be maxing. See everyone there!

Pull up a week from tomorrow if I don't accidentally get 99 cons before then 🥳 Shoutout @calvinm.bsky.social for the work of art 🥶

99 Fletching 3 skills left. Currently 64.5 ehp off max and @heiligtree.bsky.social is 16 off max. Catching up a bit but its looking grim.

[22/23] Second to last 99! Constructions is officially the final skill between me or @calvinm.bsky.social visiting the rev caves for a unique

I got to see a cottonmouth in person this weekend and he was so happy in his little swamp corner 🥺 #wildlife #snakesofbsky #snake #cottonmouth #viper

99 Crafting! The last shop hop done except fletching which will take no time. @heiligtree.bsky.social Score is current 92 to 36 EHP until max. I'm finally under 100! Hopefully 99 agi before uim showdown and then most of hunter during comp!

You use grindr for meeting people and sex. I an intellectual use grindr for the Whiteout Survival demo.

99 cooking all sorted off to crafting. Current race with @heiligtree.bsky.social is 106 to 35. surely i get below 100 before hes back :clueless

Cooking on uim is ass. I hate shop hop methods so much. I regret not finishing 99 at trouble brewing when it was the juice.

I keep thinking my bottle of prep is allergy meds and will save me from cats but I dont think it has that power.

99 smithing, 6 skills left until max. Currently 114.5 ehp from maxing. @heiligtree.bsky.social currently is 37.5 hours out from max. Hoping I can close the gap while hes on his honeymoon