Candygram for Mongo

He makes a good point.

Iceland has joined Slovenia, Ireland, Spain, and Netherlands in boycotting #Eurovision because of Israel. Good for them. #Genocidevision

As the deaths continue Eurovision worries about the consequences - of losing a bit of TV revenue if they face up to the realities and ban anyone representing a government that has ordered war crimes from singing. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I really hope Jean is the Christmas corpse #EastEnders

Omg, there's a red-footed booby. I repeat, THERE'S A RED-FOOTED BOOBY!

Finished! That was tough!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Wow, times really are tough. I've never had Trader Joe's underpack their mushrooms before.

Oh thank god Travolta didn't rub wrapping paper on his crotch in that commercial #MacysThanksgivingParade

So excited!!

They lobotomized the wrong Kennedy

I've seen CEOs getting way too much hate on here lately. CEOs regularly go the extra mile so we know a company is in good hands. Take Meta, for example. Mark Zuckerberg holds quarterly meetings to convince investors that he's not a virgin. That's the kind of leadership that earns you the big bucks.

Why yes I did spend $16 on gourmet chocolate after therapy today. Why do you ask?

This is a deranged use for Alt Text captions and I am thunderingly here for it.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

Watching the funniest movie ever made. What do you think I'm watching?

Jason got what he deserved #StrangerThings

Just found out someone I used to work with passed over the summer. RIP, man.

Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.

I admit it. The only person I won't be sad to see get killed is Mike. I hate that guy. #StrangerThings

Please vote for my silly little seagull photo. He wouldn't be a coward like Chuck Schumer. #photography #birds #seagulls AmericasFavoritePhotos.com/v/zz3x4p

Watching #StrangerThings again. Is it me or is the music in the scene where Benny catches Eleven different?

Sounds about right.

Some of the stray dogs living near Chernobyl have recently turned blue. This confused scientists for weeks, until they realized they had simply been rolling around in chemicals from a nearby set of portable toilets. 14/10 for all

Please vote for my silly little seagull photo. He wouldn't be a coward like Chuck Schumer. #photography #birds #seagulls AmericasFavoritePhotos.com/v/zz3x4p

Please vote for my silly little seagull photo. He wouldn't cave to the Republicans. #photography #birds #seagulls AmericasFavoritePhotos.com/v/zz3x4p

Please vote for my friend's photo! If she wins, #TheHumaneSociety gets $10,000! #photography #NewHampshire #Fall americasfavoritephotos.com/v/wsf2fj

Please vote for my silly little seagull photo. It's in second place! #photography #birds #seagulls AmericasFavoritePhotos.com/v/zz3x4p

Please vote for my silly little seagull photo. He would peck out the eyes of ICE agents. #photography #birds #seagulls #FuckICE AmericasFavoritePhotos.com/v/zz3x4p

True Fact Saturday

Please vote for my friend's photo! If she wins, #TheHumaneSociety gets $10,000! #photography #NewHampshire #Fall americasfavoritephotos.com/v/wsf2fj

What a good day. Got kissed by 3 dogs and got to pet a cat.

This is Maverick. He's not the biggest fan of this rain jacket but has learned the value of choosing his battles. Has chosen to raise hell in the bathtub later instead. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: maverickthegoldennn)

Please vote for my bff's amazing photo in the America’s Favorite Photos competition! #photography #landscape #NewHampshire americasfavoritephotos.com/v/wsf2fj

I made it to the quarrer finals! Please vote for my silly little seagull photo in the America’s Favorite Photos competition! If I win, ##HabitatForHumanity gets $10,000. #photography #birds #seagulls AmericasFavoritePhotos.com/v/zz3x4p

‘Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!’ Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit https://theonion.com/shut-up-mother-shut-up-pleads-george-w-bush-to-dick-cheney-skeleton-dressed-in-suit/

I love this photo! Please vote for my bff's photo in the America’s Favorite Photos competition: americasfavoritephotos.com/v/wsf2fj

Don't forget to vote for my silly little seagull photo. He would have released the Epstein Files. #photography #birds #seagulls #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles AmericasFavoritePhotos.com/v/zz3x4p

Don't forget to vote for my silly little seagull photo. He would have shit on Andrew Cuomo. #photography #birds #seagulls AmericasFavoritePhotos.com/v/zz3x4p

TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO

Please, pretty please, vote for my photo. You can vote for free once a day. If I win, #HabitatForHumanity will get $10,000. #photography #birds #seagulls AmericasFavoritePhotos.com/v/zz3x4p

Please vote for my silly little seagull photo. You can vote for free once a day. If I win #HabitatForHumanity will get $10,000. #photography #birds #seagulls AmericasFavoritePhotos.com/v/zz3x4p

I'm in second place! Vote for me so I can make it to the next round! #birds #photography AmericasFavoritePhotos.com/v/zz3x4p

Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead

Burn in hell, Dick Cheney

It's currently in first place! Please vote for this photo in the America’s Favorite Photos competition: americasfavoritephotos.com/v/zz3x4p

They should make him use a breathalyzer at the beginning of each session