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💔Tragic: swifts are finding their chicks dumped in skips and their nests blocked up by building work. 🚨We need an emergency system that forces police & councils to act IMMEDIATELY when nests are threatened. Sign the petition now 👇 you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...

First hand-dyers. Then speakerphones. AND auto-renew subscriptions. Will Adele surely be next? Read all about my most victorious week on Earth since Clacton! countbinface.substack.com/p/victory-ha...

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“A taker, you say?” 👇👇💪

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Tell Iceland -- ban the cruel puffin hunt now!

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Jeffrey Archer, liar, jailbird, Tory and ‘nearly man’ of British politics (apparently) once took a long and very much unwanted look at my wife’s chest and followed that with a “nice rack” comment. Stick that in your obituaries x

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DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.

Joe Walsh Is Right......

Today we're focusing on #MUFC's FOS sponsor @Snapdragon. We'll explain how you can be involved below #BoycottUnited #SaveOurUnited

Just sharing this now — because once you see #HowToGetFilthyRich on Channel 4, you’re going to want to sign it. It’s time to tax wealth, not work. Add your name and help make wealth taxes the first item on the new PM’s list. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/de...

So much hate. ignorance and more hate currently being directed at the #RNLI I felt compelled to donate to this wonderful charitable organisation. I hope a few of you do the same - a simple way of countering the hate with something positive x

Even leaving any politics at all aside: as general rule, no state can allow a group of masked men to be able to close down critical infrastructure. This is basic stuff.

A few people asking about Reform UK's proposal to increase the personal allowance to £15k. Their maths appear to be out by about £2bn, and they may accidentally be creating a new top marginal rate of 69.5%. Thread:

At what point does a British by-election get awarded to the silver medalist, à la Ben Johnson and Carl Lewis? Asking for a friend of a friend, i.e. me. #Clacton

Senile Satan: “I’m signing an Executive Order that changes the name of German Measles to American Measles.” 🇺🇸

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...

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Trump is not interested in ending this fiasco. He has thoroughly enjoyed throwing world economies into chaos, all the while boosting record profits for the major oil companies, who in turn stuff his pockets with cash. He's a traitor.

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Apparently £5million can’t buy you enough security to protect you from an imaginary threat.

Just call me Caped Verde.

UK government: suspend all contracts with Palantir action.eko.org/a/uk-governm...

People of Clacton! Show your support for me by putting a bin outside your house, one day this week, of a colour of Tendring Council's choice. This will be unequivocal proof of the success of my campaign.

Whitehouse: "Today I think is a sad and embarrassing day for this committee as it looks like on a party-line vote we are going to advance out of this committee probably the most discreditable person ever to seek the office of attorney general. Let's start with the Epstein files ... "

I just signed this petition telling governments around the world to make polluters pay. Sign and share it too: act.350.org/sign/treaty-...

The picture on the front of Reform's policy is of HMS Ocean on the River Thames in 2012. It was sold by to the Brazilian navy in 2018. Turns out you can judge a book by its cover.

Free speech warrior Nigel Farage heads up party that reports social post to police PICK A LANE LADS!

Nigel Farage (2016), "It's legitimate to say.. If people feel that voting doesn't change anything" "Then violence is the next step"

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Give UEFA the FIFA Peace Prize

Statement on England and UEFA's boycott of the World Cup: "This is a principled decision that we strongly support. Football belongs to the fans, not billionaire investors. Enough is enough. It’s time to take a stand to protect our game."

Seen in Cleveland, Ohio.

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Care should put people before profit. Yet around 80% of the UK's largest care home providers are owned or backed by private equity. It's time to end profiteering in social care. Agree? Add your name 👇 party.coop/campaign/soc...

The halftime show was like if the Olympics Opening Ceremony had been directed by Danny Murphy instead of Danny Boyle

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Wayne Rooney to be new BBC commentator for Eurovision. #VoteBinface

It’s a good grift…

Bernie's Correct, Again......