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Nice to meet you!! I'm Cappy/Cap 🦧, the best detective on twitch! Need a mystery solved, I'm your monkey! 💾Website 📺Vods 🪙Kofi 🎁Throne #vtuber | #toontuber | #vsky

Tonight. 7pm EST. The controller's been passed and it's time to go big brother mode all over @alpclam.neocities.org because the game is too hard for him and he peed his pants crying about it. Chapter 4 in Deltarune Relay on The Tuesday Show on www.twitch.tv/fkasocks

Family's giving welch's to the kids this year. The wave of disappointment that hit me when i realized i wasn't going to be able to snack on little chocolates was immeasurable

He's killing me ):

TOMORROW... IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE‼️⚡ the roof of the house is the place to be for 👻🎶HALLOWEEN PARODY KARAOKE! come see the fruits of our labor, and hear 22 spookified songs be sung all their glory by ME!!! 📅 TUE, OCT 27th ⏰ 2pm PT | 3pm MT | 4pm CT | 5pm ET @ twitch.tv/jules 🏚️

I appreciate that people want a new Mass Effect, but the future where fans advocate for the work itself and not the people who make it is the one the vultures at EA want. If you'll take it however you get it, they can keep treating people who make what you love as expendable.

Please play Dog Online every day

This video about the most disturbing blimp killings in the world is sponsored by klarna!

The Menu is about eating 2 bowls of oatmeal and then getting a little nervous.

We've crossed the $150 threshold. Thank you guy sso much. I'm going to be going for another 4 hours. deaths just started stacking debuffs. twitch.tv/pseud0streams

Saturday, 10/31, All Halloween Long www.twitch.tv/fkasocks www.twitch.tv/chorbysp Race-ident Evil 5

I don't know what a benson boom is, back in my day we had real celebrities, like the highschoolers that performed peter rabbit for us when i was 7.

Have been laughing my ass off at this Discovery Family Channel promo for Steven Universe

(immediately after waking up) I think it's a good thing people wanted to fuck Rumplestiltskin, we should do that with more characters. Haven't seen Johnny Appleseed in a while...there's potential

The time has come. Please god everything work issue. 🚨LIVE, NOW twitch.tv/pseud0streams 📺MEDIA SHARES GO THROUGH THIS LINK: streamlabs.com/pseud0stream... PATHOLOGIC YLYL SESSION 1 BEGINS SHORTLY

When I remember Winston the Talking Gorilla is permanently trapped inside the game Overwatch 2

Interesting how the song that plays during the Midsommar credits is Usher Scooby Doo Party Break.

just ate a pickle straight out of the jar, did not enjoy it. What else will I experience before this year's end?

Really into these guys who think they broke physics by wiggling a pole

Personally I think Mass Effect 3 would've been less divisive if they added 2 more colors at the end.

Good morning everyone! *goes back to sleep*

wanted to draw something nice for myself for once! #OCart 🎀 #myart 🎀 #puffparty

OKAY IM LATE, THAT'S ON ME! I was EATING Costco Chicken Strips. We are LIVE NOW. www.twitch.tv/alpclam

Spooky season is here!!

I'd be an awesome food competition judge, they're calling all this shit "beguiling" and i'd just pat my stomach and go "that was yummy!"

Oh and I’m stream Deltarune at 4:00pm PT/7:00pm ET today I just forgot to make graphic oopsie

My favorite thing about the Mass Effect trilogy was when Shepard and whoever would crawl on top of each other for 5 minutes and you would just sadly watch until they finished.

picked my halloween costume!!!! *comes out as sexy version of your loud as fuck neighbor*

viewer beware... you're in for a scare! 👻 stream incoming 10/25/26 ⏰ 8 am pacific / 11 am eastern ^ moved it a bit earlier!! 🎃 twitch.tv/puffilee 🎃

CITAM! Saturday at 8:30am PT/11:30 am ET, we're having @proller.bsky.social on to watch Discovery Kids' Truth or Scare! We're investigating wolfmen, yetis, and aliens. Maybe this 2000s childrens show can confirm if some of them are cool (and if we'll know it when we see 'em) www.twitch.tv/alpclam

You have to let me trick or treat at your house, it's all I have.

So anyway I think the uh...zoopals commercial is pretty good...I like the commercial where kirby and a giant finger are best friends...uh...I like the sentient chef boyardee can...uhhhhh i like the penis pill guy who was really happy about his penis pills and uhhh i like the jingly hershey kisses.