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Clarification:

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Democracy in action 👇

#Dadjokes Regarding theft of toilet from department sub-station, Sheriff says:“We have nothing to go on.”

B. O. H. I. C. Trump administration sues to block possible Democratic win in Alaska Senate race apnews.com/article/alas...

#Alaska: Putin wants you to elect Ohio Dan and Nick III. That should tell you everything you need to know!

How about it Nick III?? How about it Ohio Dan?? Crickets… #ALASKA

#Alaska: Putin wants you to elect Ohio Dan and Nick III. That should tell you everything you need to know!

Ohio Dan sure changed his tune. #Alaska I would expect him to grow a beard because he can’t look at himself in the mirror.

In the meantime, Alaska just gave all your data away:

I’m old enough to remember when the head of antifa was Dwight D. Eisenhower

I noticed a sign on the exit door of the truckstop that said they now deliver via DoorDash. Quiet evening at home, none of us feels like cooking: What should we have delivered Thai, Chinese, Mexican? Well, there’s this wiener that’s been spinning around on those little rollers…

I am going to hurry up and mail my absentee ballot in before Trump declares that they all need to be postmarked in Guam.

Good news!

I get texts on my dashboard screen and it asks me if I want to answer and then writes down things that are probably illegal in 14 southern states.

When I began fishing on the Kusko in the early ‘80s, for every one spawning salmon, six would return. The return rate is now less than one for every spawner. We can’t afford to wait any longer to act. That’s why I’m fighting to ban factory trawling.

Last time he got caught copying my answers. This time he’s complaining because I came ready. It’s called being prepared, Dan.

Dan Sullivan named his bill the "Alaska Opportunity Act." The only opportunity it gives Alaskans is the chance to lose their healthcare.

Honey, could you grab Phydeaux’s shoes? Otherwise he won’t be able to smoke in the building.

Called it!!

This is it isn’t it? War grifting and big oil profiteering while Alaskans and Americans struggle. “We” are not making a fortune. Are you making a fortune? I’m not. I’m struggling to pay for everything.

The IRS has missed two reports-July and Sept, that have never been missed. These tell us what people made in 2025, what tax breaks they used and how much money was brought in. Bessent is hiding the numbers.

Cook Political Report moves Alaska Democrat Jonathan Kreiss-Tomkins Governor race from "toss-up" to "lean D." Exciting news #akelect

If you want to see who Dan Sullivan is really fighting for, follow the money and take a look at who’s bankrolling his campaign. The Lower 48 factory trawling fleet. The Epstein Class. And now, scammers who make money by defrauding our veterans. americanjournalnews.com/dan-sullivan...

Senator Dan Sullivan recently sent an email to his donor list “personally” asking for small-donor donations of $3, $5, or $10 with the disclosure that funds will go to, among other things, “pay for gas as we visit isolated rural areas of Alaska.” What an embarrassment #akelect

Zelensky is awesome 👏👇

Overheard on the #3 bus: I like a nice strong coffee at 3 AM when I don’t have to be anywhere in a hurry. That way, I can be wide awake and fully appreciate being able to sleep in.

“Live simply so that others may simply live.”

Last time I checked, the UFC didn’t  operate with “minimum force necessary to achieve compliance.”

I ate at a place called Mom‘s Café and she made me finish my vegetables before I could have pie.

#alaska Nick III and Ohio Dan are enabling Trump to do Putin’s dirty work. If you vote for them, you will never be able to tell your story to your grandchildren.

The Trump regime has achieved Superallium. (Literally beyond the onion) and Hyperallia Satirica: The theoretical point where reality becomes more absurd than satire. Thus, Lex Caepae, The "Onion Law" has now been broken.

Dear Senator; When is the Epstein administration going to release the rest of the Trump files?

Yet more evidence that 47 is taking the US in the wrong direction:

#Alaska Nick III and Ohio Dan enable Trump’s corruption and criminal activity. Remember to vote like Trump is on the ballot.

#alaska Think of what Ohio Dan and Nick III have done before you cast your ballot. The Dems may not be your cup of tea but they are not Kool-Aid.

Go Mary Peltola #akelect

The Orange Plague statue stands in one of the busiest intersections connecting two European Parliament buildings. Credit: Telegram.uk