CaptainWonkoTheSane

"The more you arm yourself... the less they fuck with you." THIS IS A LESSON PAY ATTENTION.

I am 100% in favor of deporting Elon Musk.

ARRRRRGGGHHHHHH Donnie Iris, known for 1980's 'Ah! Leah!' has died. Iris recently announced the end of his touring career due to health issues. Great song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH5A...

Consider the desperation of the GOP in sending the President to Mississippi - a place that's as Dirt Road Red as they come. They're terrified that you'll show up next Tuesday and vote. Bring their nightmare to life.

Solid idea.

Can relate. In all my time on earth, I have never had fun with Dick and Jane.

Alternate headline: Ethically Questionable Dolt Casts Aspersions On Competition In Hopes Of Attaining Market Advantage

He's clearly gone 'round the bend. If he was one of any of our relatives, he'd be in a memory care unit.

There are 9 days until election day. The Democrat party should be cashing in their kids' college funds to put this on every television in every red household in the country.

This seems suboptimal.

Lies detected. I would very much like a flying car.

To be clear, his uncle did not "invent radar". It was conceptualized by a Russian in the late 19th c. and developed into practicality by a German in 1904. By the start of WWII in Europe the British had a fully deployed system.

They will not stop until they become the targets.

I'm sure we all eagerly await the outcome of the lawsuit Jared Kushner will surely file. Most definitely. I mean, right?

What's "deletimizing" mean?

"And if you think your water quality sucks now, just wait!"

Fuck. So many great roles, but honestly my favorite was 'Steel Magnolias'. It was one of the smallest parts in the film, but Skerritt made the most of it.

Missed this yesterday, but close enough... 50 years ago. Holy crap...

On this day in 1969 Led Zeppelin II was released. It went to #1 on the Billboard 200 album chart and remained there for 7 weeks.

People posting snarky memes about data centers on social media - one of the primary consumers of rack space on the entire planet - will never get old. I kid. It's old.

I don't know who needs to know this, but it's *not* a "flying car".

I love this for them.

No. No, they won't.

Appropriate response: Go fuck yourself.

There is a popular right-wing belief that Islam is basically the Borg. That the ultimate goal is for everyone on the planet to be either Muslim or Dead. That Sharia law is the inevitable result of Muslim elected officials. It's silly - but it's enough of a soft spot to serve as a vote-getter.

But with NO DATA CENTERS there would be no Instagram. I'm so sick of stupid people.

Bandwidth throttling doesn't "sorta happen". It doesn't work that way.

78th St understood the assignment

Word has it that Kimberly Guilfoyle is "holed up" in the U.S. embassy in Athens. I wonder if the embassy has a bunker.

My guess is the happiest person in the world, today, is Anthony Caramucci.

JD Condom

PSA for any Mets fans unaware of the fact that deadline castoff Freddie Peralta just pitched 6 scoreless innings for the Rays. Dear Steve, Sell the team.

"Young people are not being included in the conversation," says the young person with several microphones in front of her while she talks about not being included in the conversation.

Welp... i guess The Best Has Already Come And Gone...

Oh my god, she's fucking awful.

Useless media. Appropriate follow-up: "Have you fallen and hit your head? Seriously. Have you fallen, as from a height, and hit your head?"

If the investigation centers around how her father filled out immigration paperwork then searching her home is a fishing expedition and nothing more.

I’m concerned about whoever it is who thinks West Palm Beach is only 1000 miles from L.A.

I'm shocked. Shocked, I say...

‘Marshals’ is stupid. Taylor Sheridan has out jumped The Fonz.

Border Collies are cool.

Another United flight, another 3 hour delay. United Airlines has become the absolute worst airline in the country.

I would be remiss in not noting that it's been 9 years to the day that we lost this icon of rock music.