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The stupid rubes think this is brilliant. Someone ask the fools why this is necessary in the first place. $100 says "Joe Biden" are the first words out of their mouths. Stupid rubes.

There is enough shit in Washington right now that they don’t need to manufacture anywhere else

If he's not spewing the horseshit, he's buying it to spew later.

JD: "Consider this speech my contribution to fertilizer production."

Buffalo Bill and his gloves 😆

There is enough "domestic fertilizer" coming out of this motherfucker's mouth to fertilize every farm in America.

Reminder. Not one single supposed investment announced by this administration has come to fruition.

'2023: Project initially announced as a zero-carbon/eco-friendly ammonia project. Late 2026 (Q4): Civil construction preparations begin on-site. 2027: Major civil works and heavy physical construction are scheduled to officially break ground. 2029: Targeted launch for full commercial operations'.

Will they invest this money after the midterms?

He's manufacturing some fertilizer there right now, in fact.

Ok socialist

The domestic fertilizer to be provided by the trump administration.

This seems like a similar [foolish] drop in the bucket to buying 300k tons of Diesel from Russia to defray US Diesel prices. NB fertilizer mfg would be good, but miniscule compared to Canada Potash imports. The cost & ramp up time would be prohibitive in comparison. Stupid IS as MAGAtards DO...

Will the foundation/starting ingredient in the production of fertilizer be all of Trump’s, Vance’s, and MAGA Republicans lies?

Another fake investment? Pathetic.

The famous “in 14 days”?

Vance announcing that republicans are spending $1 billion plus to manufacture bullshit seems about right.

Is JD going to permanently locate to Nebraska to generate this fertilizer.😂

And how does that help them now or even in 2027????

You can’t trust a word they say. Remember FoxConn

Don't.hold your breath gang!

Always the timing...

🤔🤔🤔🤔 is anyone else wondering how the republican controlled administration and congress didn't have the money for your healthcare but suddenly find the money for.....🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 well just about everything else, including their war(s) of choice?!

Ummm...specifics, please? Cuz, ummm, y'all say a lot of stuff that's not true. So, please, can you tell us more? Name? Dates? Places? Companies? Anything so we know you aren't just making shit up again.

Trying to buy the vote ain't gonna cut it, costs are still rising and FOTUS is getting crazier by the day!

More lies

Bullshit.

Cost will still go up!

LMAO

“In fact, it’s an experimental process that can turn the CO2 from my party’s rhetoric directly into fertilizer! Isn’t that amazing?”

Because Trump has Fuct farmers again in his second administration he has to continually bail them out with, wait for it, social support. Otherwise known and socialism. Turns out farmers love socialism.

Republicans have already produced more natural fertilizer ~ manure ~ than the American people need or want in our future. A $1.3 billion investment in domestic production of fertilizer ~ a proposal from a republican whose aim is to use taxpayer money. How much of it will Trump and his family own?

Construction of the plant will begin in 2 years and willl take 4 years to build ie bringing lots of construction jobs to the area. The money will be allocated after we pay out 5,000 to every Republican voter

manufacturing bullshit is a little on the nose

I wonder if they will buy me a swimming pool (with my tax dollars) if I vote for republicans. Fucking idiots

That’s 1.3 million more transferred to millionaires

Conservative Nebraskans make no demands from their elected representatives. They just keep voting R in exchange for nothing.

How is this not a bribe?

Right, but so if this is true, then why is trump giving farmers an $8B taxpayer dollars bailout to farmers? The second bailout so far, I believe

Is it people?

That's called socialism.

Nailing the farm vote back down.

…and the fertilizer will be collected from Trump supporters and apologists

Another lie

lol. Whatever. You ain’t getting anything Nebraska.

Ricketts doesn't give two shits about the farmers, and he's not even an elected official.

JD, might be quicker if you just jerk off the whole rally.

You're no fun.

He found them between the couch cushions…

Trump’s diaper.

Not where they usually come from... Iran.

Republican promises.

I translated this as "we really f**ked up but we'll create even more debt to gloss over a completely disastrous mistake."

They hate strong African American Women! Shalom

Awesome. Now they just need the money for diesel to pick it up and spread it out.

If you want to see incredible corruption, shine a light on Nebraska through N Dakota. It is so commonplace it is the culture. Being flyover country keeps it hidden.

“As soon as the Hormuz straight is reopened, which it it fully is now and has been”

Giving people back a fraction of the money you stole from them is not the flex he thinks it is. No one takes Deputy Eyeliner seriously. He’s very bad at this.

In 15 years...

Huge contracts going to a firm called something like "TrumpsFamilyFund" all a complete coincidence of course....

You mean the program Biden started when he was in office? fpi.omb.gov/program/10.3...

That bullshit just comes pouring out, and the robot audience on autopilot timer applaud.

So if not for this guy, the Trump administration wouldn’t care about farmers? Great messaging, JD

They're always happy to announce shash. Once they have our vote, they don't have to follow through, so they're happy to lie to our damned faces about anything & everything. Don't buy it. #VoteBlue

Bribery

'Domestic fertilizer'. You said it, Bubba. Is Fat Donnie moving to Omaha?

Pure propaganda! We are back in 1870 and the carpet baggers.💰💰💰💰

Bullshit

Bullshit

Hey, J.D., who is paying for all of this shit you and Donald are promising everyone? Just in case you haven't noticed, Donald Trump has nearly bankrupted the United States. The National Debt is over $40 trillion, and the GDP is about $38 trillion.

And you get a car and you get a car….

The cattle market's the worst it's been a years, herds at its lowest levels in decades...but sure let's bring in poop factories when one of the biggest complaints in this state is the SMELL.

How? Is he just going to stay in Nebraska to keep spreading his bullshit?

Fear of Democrats brings the riches.

Farmer WELFARE

Ohh...the program for rural Welfare Queens...the Annual Farm Bill is a grifters dream ..set aside acres where you get paid for doing nothing. Wish I had a job where I got paid for doing nothing in lieu of 45 years of heavy, nasty, body-busting heavy equipment repair. Ricketts was/is a disease.

So farmers do believe in socialism yet vote republican. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Under Trump imaginary investments are at a historical high.

So you're just using all the GOP Bulllshit?

Is this in addition to the imaginary $500 cheques? 🤷

Yep.

They r just promising $$ to everyone at this point.

That’s my money. Gonna escrow my federal taxes

Your bullshit doesn't count as 'fertilizer,' Maybelline Vance.

I’m sure that will helpful 4 or 5 years from now. 🥴

Hey shitbird, that's my money....wtf?

How will that help the current crops?

To little to late JD 😜

Because he's counting on these people being too stupid to know how long that will take and where the raw materials come from.

And you are manufacturing it as you speak!

Checks in the mail rubes.

Please don’t wreck the color green, too

We already produce tons of domestic fertilizer at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

… Which will be breaking ground sometime in… 2028? Or next Saturday?

Own if you dint have potash, easy ways to extract, rhe actual mines, the infrastructure and the remediation - its just utter bullshit

Just another story

It’s a lie

proof? oh ya they lying again.

I don’t understand why they’re clapping-oh that’s right they don’t understand that it’s⇣

Pander pander pander.

Nothing like trying to bribe the electorate 2 weeks before an election.

JF was sent to shovel the shit.

Any Trump rally will do.

Shady Vance has been manufacturing 'fertilizer' forever but especially since he's held office

The significant omission in Vance's statement is that the $1.3 billion is a nationwide investment figure, not an investment exclusively in Nebraska.

Creates mess, claims only they can it clean up.

Be careful, JD. Some might call that socialism.

So the RNC is moving to Nebraska?

Bullshit.

He’s personally generating at least $250 million in fertilizer right now with this speech.

<Insert obvious joke about him keeping the $1.3B for 'fertilizer manufacturing'>

Lots of the ingredients for which are stuck in the straits of Yourscrewed

That's a significant investment in domestic fertilizer manufacturing, which should help alleviate current issues in the farming sector.

A lot of Nebraskans are like a lot of Texans, dumber (with a b) than a box of rocks.