I’m a hex girl and I’m gonna put a spell on you

*reads seemingly incoherent skeet* Me: I hate that I understood that

I’ve got two audible credits and no clue what to listen to. Can I get some suggestions?

Ngl, a slice of life anime based on Kaiju Preservation Society by John Scalzi would go so hard

You can safely ignore people who criticize every action for not being revolutionary enough. What, are they going to do even more nothing than they're already doing? Read theory even harder? Devote more time to posting? Oh no. Whatever shall we do

Damn Atlanta, you got concourse D looking jankier than a Boeing

Need someone to cajole me into buying a 30L ultrasonic cleaner against my better judgment

Is there a word for something that straight up sounds like a conspiracy theory, but when you apply Occam’s razor, it’s the most likely explanation?

Love these marketing emails for different supplements that can basically be summed up as “Come ruin your health in a slightly different way than usual!”

Had to perform some Appalachian engineering to get my car to start today because my battery gave up the ghost. Now I have to ask the question “when tf did car batteries get so damn expensive?!?!”

Brought the kiddos bricked pc back to life and am now enjoying hero dad status for a bit. Life is good.

Ever have those people in your life where you aren’t sure if they are really that incompetent or if they’re just fucking with you?

Anyone remember DBD-Ram? It’d be so cool if they’d do that with blu-ray

Some explain to me why when I’m trying to fix something, people feel the need to tell me a whole list of things to check. Yeah bro, I also have google and did all of those, I didn’t call the support desk, you just asked what I was up to.

Random thought of the year: in DBZ, two things must be true. When you learn a new ki technique (kamehameha, final flash) that technique is written to your DNA, and Cells biology operates on quantum principles. Those two things being true are the only way Cell could have learned instant teleportation

Management: Its employee appreciation day and to show our “immense appreciation” please choose between the following gifts. A ball point pen or a stress ball, both with the company logo! This story based on true events

My kids Xbox account got hijacked and stolen and I’m at a loss for how. It uses my email and I have 2fa on everything and revived no emails about anything involving updates to the account. The icing on top is that dealing @microsoft.com support is a fucking nightmare

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Been back on my sit still pills for two weeks and have mixed feelings about how productive I’ve been. I did this for my hobbies, not to improve shareholder value!

Truly the height of civilization

The president of the NCAA is man named Charlie Baker. He is a member of the Republican party and the former governor of Massachusetts His address is 49 Monument Avenue, Swampscott, Massachusetts

Hear me out — If parents call colleges freaked about their FAFSA data being leaked, schools may have to issue statements — which would reach a whole lot more families about how warped this is. Organizing isn’t always calling electeds. Sometimes it’s just calling people with a bigger megaphone.

I don’t need someone to think I’m perfect I just need them to think that whatever is wrong with me is attractive and funny.

This but also post about the ice cream truck in case your neighbors want a tasty little treat

After today, 1/20/25, the LGBTQ community (which includes me) is going to need YOUR support more than ever. Please stand with us! America has failed as a country!

and remember kids, the only good nazi is a dead nazi

At what frequency does saying “I guess this is my life now” become unhealthy?

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It’s the least surprising thing in history

Teladoc is offering no-cost medical care advice 855-225-5032 for anyone experiencing burns, smoke inhalation or anyone who has medical questions related to these wildfires. Obviously if you are experiencing a life threatening emergency please call 911.

Hey yall👋a comrade of mine needs work. Hes a translator for Spanish, Italian, English, German, Portuguese and French. If you need a translator, go to him! And dm me if youd like to work with him directly bc fiverr takes 20% from ppl already struggling. www.fiverr.com/s/ljkPj1a

Hurray for corporate reorganization! I just learned that I now report to a racist old white lady who doesn’t understand technology that came out after 1997… I work for a tech company….

Tried video display glasses. Game changer! You can literally lay flat in bed and read and ebook or watch shit online.

🇵🇸mutual aid🇵🇸 I am raising money to try to evacuate Mohamed ( @mohamedmuamar.bsky.social ) and his family from g*za. Its been very slow going, but we are finally almost at 1k, 1/25th of our goal 😭 boosts also much appreciated 🙏 gofund.me/13cb480d

I wrote a bunch of tools last year that automated 50% of the work load my team does at work. My company just let us know that they are fucking everyone on raises this year. Me being the petty bitch I am, just nuked every tool I wrote last year, looks like we’re doing things the hard way now.

Ok, here the most conspiracy theory I go. If the Islamic state is mentioned, you have to convince me that it’s not the CIA trying to give justification for war with Iran

I successfully quit social media for two days…. And then a cyber truck exploded and I have to see the memes

Hear me out: Taziki’s sauce and roasted red peppers on a burger. This may be the best thing I’ve ever eaten