Madame Sosostris

Possibly the hardest I've ever bombed out on a book is when I tried reading this in 2020

I totally borked times and wound up at the airport way too early, the elementary school teacher who made me do remedial clocks homework is still needed

I find it genuinely offensive that the government upsells a less odious airport security experience, also I waited 40 minutes today and may finally just pay it

I don't understand the impetus to take photos during a performance. Even if you don't care about annoying the people around you, what's the value prop of shitty photos?

Spooky season Brett

The best thing Bela Bajaria created in her time at Netflix was that Rachel Syme New Yorker piece

The thing I need to know about the Kelly Clarkson animatronic bird feud: does she live far enough uptown that getting to Brooklyn is legitimately a schlep

unsuspecting brooklyn retail workers 🤝 steve carell in 40 year old virgin "AHHHH KELLY CLARKSON"

Putting cayenne in hot chocolate is so good

It’s been such an honor to work on this story for the past 5 months. A young Norwegian, Steffen, was trying to cross Canada on foot and with sled dogs. His dogs survived; tragically, he did not. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

They tried baking you a cake.

Do you know what's great? Flowers

"New York is a crime-ridden hellzone" oh please I just saw a tourist with a giant suitcase and a Gap Times Square hoodie on 125th Street

We could fix so many social ills if phone speakers were only powerful enough to carry sound like 2 inches

I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader

Ah fuck we gotta cancel albatrosses

These "Gemini can calculate nonsense stats" ads are wildly unpersuasive but less bugnuts than the Anthropic guys who are now in a fight with the pope

"I used to be able to use my religion as armor when I trumpeted my deeply-held bigotries, but it doesn't work anymore! 😭"

You can tell this Giants team is an improvement because it had literally been years since their last pick six

I announced a major company-wide milestone using a custom emoji of my dog, I am a serious professional adult

remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all.

Tonight is nice if you're Ben Rice

The only good car commercial

Letting insurance ad campaigns develop lore was a mistake

At last the Giants are beneficiaries of Cranky Brian Daboll

The ideal viewing experience for Emeralds probably isn't a full run of Jewels

Hwæt language were they speaking in the 16th century

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

Joe Buck's astrology girlie arc is unexpected, but I guess when the game is this much of a trainwreck, why NOT point the camera at the moon

Honestly rude to remind us of the helmet catch

it's simple, everyone who moved to my neighborhood after me is a yuppie transplant, and everyone who moved to my neighborhood before me is a gatekeeping squatter