CB Smith

I did the thing

I stopped smoking by the time this became a thing. I can’t relate to ya’ll anymore. I’m forever stuck living Pineapple Express in my memory.

I like good news. Good news is good.

Watching Tales From the Crypt and oh hey! Hey Arnie!

Just watched for the first time. Considerably less smiles than I anticipated. Also kinda rushed ending that i think didnt know how to commit to its core themes of generational trauma.

Return of the Living Dead frightened me as a child cause of the unlikable zombies. Adult me is frightened cause of the blasé approach of the govnt nuking a town with 9/11 numbers in a cold calculating response.

The new resident evil movie can best be watched if you imagine the stereotypical stoner gamer stock character from your favorite early 2000s problematic raunchy sex comedy is in a resident evil game. I will not elaborate further.

Random thought: the Jeopardy theme song used as a cultural touchstone for something taking longer than it should is no longer the case I feel

I havnt seen the mini series but im reading Roots and holy shit it’s so good guys.

Now time curry, I hate this timeline

Amazon started as an online book store cause of a loophole to save money.

Anyway here’s a cat born during the bush II administration playing with a shoelace

Have not seen the new Spider-Man movie but I been playing Midnight Suns and I’m loving it. Bonus points for New Jersey reference.

I was a national guardsman and my state had me build 3 field hospitals, ordering EMT drivers about, bringing in patients everyday. I was lucky unlike my friends who have stories from mortuary duty.

My pet theory is all those people who are rage against the machine fans who don’t like their politics aren’t actually rage against the machine fans, they are Hed PE fans that just don’t know it yet.

Show me a comic page you love; no explanation needed.

Reskeet to make sure nobody is feeding Meta’s AI beast

Punk Rock Holocaust (2004)

Went with the family to see the Lost Boys Musical today. It was better than that what you think Lost Boys The Musical entails. Big props to the talent and especially the props department. And the direction making scenes in this scarier than the movie.

Rendering our next video now should come out within the week. It’s been a long time coming. I think I lost weight since we recorded this.

I’d like to add TTRPGS too. I think only twice I been in a mostly dude oriented DnD group.

I’m playing bloodborne for the first time and I’m increasingly frustrated to the fact that whenever I feel like I can’t go further in the game and keep dying I take a break and get a lil further each time. Until finally getting to that first boss today.

Playing Bloodborne for the first time since crashing out on demon souls a decade and half ago. Im actually ok dying in this one.

I did a thing tonight #residentevil don’t know about my ranking I thought I did pretty ok

My wife was not as bombarded in early aughts Internet as me. today she asked about a keke Palmer interview she watched “have you heard about 2 girls one cup?”

Posted live today. A short retrospective of 10 years of the channel. How it began, how it’s going, fav videos, lessons learned. 10 Years of Youtube (A Retrospective) youtu.be/zDgSdfBG8Rs

My unit went to DC to guard the gates after J6. Everything was closed we visited the cemetery. I brought my squad over to the first Wiccan grave at the cemetery it belongs to the wife of a fallen soldier. I told my guys I think this is an important look into the diversity of the military.

Activism and speaking out can come in many forms and sacrifices, whether your body or your time I’m happy to say I spent a minute and a half submitting my opinion that members of the LGTBQ+ community do not need some kind of special label in broadcasting glaad.org/fcc/

The amount of library cards I have I could make lil board out of them

I’m blue

Finished this latest audiobook and now I’m angry/sad

#denimday

I could not celebrate #independentbookstoreday today by going to my favorite spots but I hope others got to celebrate today

During Covid I got really into making crappy memes but this one I like and you can keep changing the text for relevancy.

I don’t read much YA but I applaud The Hate You Give’s honest depiction of teenage sexuality. Like how it feels to be a teen and exploring those feelings with your partner.

Im playing original resident evil 2 for the first time. Really enjoying it.

browsed my ps4 store on my phone and saw the OG resident evil trilogy (and Dino crisis 1) available for free Source: PlayStation Store share.google/gdI1yoOhh3xD...

Sitting down with a bourbon in my hand teaching my lil cousin how to play checkers in my own house for Easter dinner me and my wife are hosting is probably the most stereotypical ‘grown up’ thing I’ve ever done.

Reading house of leaves while renovating your new home you bought brought a sort of anxiety I didn’t think possible in me…..book is 1/3 an inch mine is a 1/2 in.

I am old that I just talk text my messages, don’t have time to type up anything

The full performance of “I Lied To You” from ‘SINNERS’ at the 98th Oscars. #Sinners #Oscars2026

I’m really liking House of Leaves right now. Good book so far.

I’m reading Tom Sawyer for the first time and maybe I’m just not in the mood but I have no patience for this lil asshole.

Fuck