Mr. Fun at Parties

Mr. Fun at Parties

@ccarrel.bsky.social

Scribbler of words, strummer of chords, long time hominid but friend to creatures large and small, as long as they’re not trying to eat him. Chris' Janky Dystopia thechriscarrel.com.

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Mr. Fun at Parties
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Me, over here in the US, wishing my country felt a bit less Manchester United.

Ciaran Martin@ciaranm.bsky.social

A month ago, Sir Jim Ratcliffe lectured the Prime Minister, telling him he should run Britain in the same way he runs Manchester United

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Courtney Milan
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Anyway they don’t want these dogs for war they want to set them on protesters I hope this helps

Mr. Fun at Parties
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They say shit happens and it does. All the time! It does! It’s a nonstop shitfest on this planet. We’ve got so much crap here, we’ve got special beetles just to roll the dung away and eat it.

Mr. Fun at Parties
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Lets get some headline poetry! What Makes a Man Smuggle Wild Birds in His Pants? Former professor accused of urinating on student's backpack Big Balls Now Exposed to Serious Criminal Charges in at Least Six States Remove those earphones – you’re blocking out the music of humanity

Mr. Fun at Parties
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Moby Dick is still one of the best novels for insight into the true state of America.

Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social

sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers

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Unable to hold it in anymore, the aide erupted in bursts of hot pungent invective. The charges seemed to hang in the air of the room. Lingering, perhaps not deadly, but definitely not silent, either. It left this reporter with a case of the vapors.