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Republican politicians are *obsessed* with schoolchildren coming home a different gender because of pro-trans teachers, WHICH NEVER HAPPENS. But they are completely indifferent to schoolchildren not coming home *at all* because of guns, WHICH HAPPENS ALL THE TIME!

Sure, UMass is 4-0 this season. But did you know they're *also* 14-for-14 in the red zone this year? Yes, really. Not a typo. New AP/CBS/RPI Group of Six Top 25 rankings coming to RETRO shortly. 🔗: retrostack.substack.com

“Sure, it could wipe out humanity, but what’s the recurring revenue model?”

Same.

Y'all know what day it is 📲

More Stanley Cup wallpapers? You got it

This is surprisingly like the Conor McGregor fight

I don’t think this ends well . . .

Another Wednesday means another set of wallpapers 📱

In case you haven't seen this today.

Your wallpaper collection just got an upgrade 📲

🎯

Heard y'all were looking for Cup Champ wallpapers

The Reflecting Pool Follow my cartoons and accompanying written commentary on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com For @rawstory.com

SING THE SONG, CHAMPS 🏆

The call to win it all ❤️

Twenty years later. Just as iconic.

ROD THE BOD

Twenty years in the making

Sean McDonough: "And they're going to clinch it appropriately, with a total team effort! AND A SHUTOUT! THE CAROLINA HURRICANES HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP FOR THE SECOND TIME!" 🏒🏆🎙️

my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

Legendary call. Legendary moment.

For anyone that thinks Hunter Biden is a dummy, here he took a guy to the woodshed and gave him a paddlin’

Meth futures rise on anticipation of payouts to January 6th felons.

Enslaved people lasted for centuries. These idiots couldn’t even hold a hallway for an afternoon.

Hey.....Yes You....👇

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

you know they’re going to be at least 45 minutes late

Dems running for Congress and POTUS must run on Supreme Court reform. A law forcing justices into senior status after 18 years, applicable to the current bench would do the trick. That would force Roberts, Alito, and Thomas into senior status, opening three seats to be filled immediately. 1/

The people who always say it's "too soon" to politicize a school shooting started politicizing the hell out of this shooting about a minute after it happened.

Those of us in the pro-democracy movement can and should hold both of these positions. 1. We unequivocally reject violence. 2. We will unequivocally oppose efforts by this administration to use last night as an excuse to try to suppress criticism and criminalize dissent.

Trump told you he’d run America like a business. He is. It’s called asset stripping. You sell the profitable pieces, gut the workforce, load it with debt, and walk away rich while everyone else holds the bag. Congratulations. You didn’t elect a president. You hired a liquidator.

If not for Trump, what's the emoluments clause for? What's impeachment for? What's the 25th Amendment for? What's section 3 of the 14th Amendment for? What are checks and balances for? The baddies are cherrypicking the Constitution the same way they do the bible: for their own benefit.

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

HOWLING

A reminder of why we journalists are big believers in editors: (image is via Steven Pinker)

Iran hits back on social media.

Someone sent me this.

PRESIDENT: "We should have a national database of all legal US gun owners." CONSERVATIVES: "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THAT IS UNAMERICAN!! YOU CAN'T TRACK AMERICAN CITIZENS!!! IT'S AGAINST OUR LIBERTY!!!!" PRESIDENT: "We will have a national database of all legal US voters." CONSERVATIVES: [yawn]

Bruce Springsteen. #NoKings