Chris Davies

Just heard the news and I'm disgusted. It's truly disgusting. Can't believe it has come to this. Wow. Generally outrageous.

Many thanks to 1stDibs, for understanding my tastes so specifically as to recommend I purchase this beautiful painting.

It's so easy to criticize, rather than make helpful suggestions. Shame on you all. Look, if every true American patriot took just a few gulps of reflecting pool water, we could easily refill the whole thing with what I'm tentatively calling Freedom Piss™ 🦅

Thinking once more about geodesic domes.

This article describes me awkwardly well, but I considered not posting about it because then someone might reply. Yes, yes, I know. I KNOW.

It gives me zero pleasure to report that my dense rubber extrusions may not be suitable.

Thinking about poured concrete and raw surfacing again.

Thrilled to report that my dense rubber extrusions have shipped.

Just ordered some dense rubber extrusions. I will not be taking questions at this time.

It's fascinating seeing the continuing reaction to people saying "No, we won't vote for Gavin Newsom, he's a terrible pick*" being "Yes, but Gavin Newsom, though, right? 😉" from certain (vocal) quarters. *which is, to be clear, a sentiment I agree with

They closed the airspace above El Paso because the Big Goose was back, but they knew you'd panic if they told you. The public isn't ready to know about the Big Goose.

It is too soon to lose Catherine O'Hara, and I may simply refuse to believe it.

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Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind. It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty. Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face. Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.

I strongly believe that there is no billionaire alive who would not fall for the "paint a tunnel on a mountain" trick made popular by a cartoon coyote.

This is not a subtweet but if I come to your house at the holidays and ask if you have a little bit of feta I might have, and you say no but then later I find you in the back pantry gnawing on a big chunk of feta, I'm going to be pretty upset. This is not a subtweet.

Whether you celebrate it or not, a very happy "Christmas email from the CEO of every single company you ever had any interaction with, however long ago or tenuous it was" day, to you and yours 🎄

Still waiting for my Juicero 2025 Wrap, not sure what the hold-up is here.

Feeling a sense of Midwest winter admiration

Just saw a little possum. Thought you might like to see the little possum.

Spotted a Honda Acty Raccoon tonight. I would like the Honda Acty Raccoon, please.

I think it may be time to adopt the wardrobe of Harold from "Harold and Maude"

As someone unable not to say "CYBER" in a robot voice whenever he sees the word "cyber" written down, this has been a terribly inefficient week for me.

One moderately heavy snow day, and he's thinking about Kei trucks with plow attachments again

Just realized I forgot to show you all the free 2026 "Treasured Trucks" calendar that the nice people at Ace Hardware gave me the other day.

Psst. If you woke up feeling positive about yesterday's election results, then remembered things are still terrible and precarious and scary for a whole lot of people right now, donating to a local food bank is a good way to push back on that wave of dismay.

Now we get to see who ignores the "be a genuine, authentic person with tangible beliefs" and "don't throw trans people under the bus" lessons, here, and jumps instead to "make fun videos" because that's easier than legacy Dems changing tired old habits.

Already, six hundred political journalists are in their cars, fanning out to mom & pop diners across the country, to ask people there how terrified they are - on a scale of 1 to 10 - that New York City has a new mayor.

It's almost reassuring, watching 'Dem Strategists' cling desperately to "We dressed old Chuck-E-Cheese robots in blue ties, and loaded them with 3.5-inch floppy discs of 'we must move to the center' talking points." The same sort of reassurance as feeling your guts gurgle after taking a laxative.

The irony in knowing that - somewhere in the house - you have a new, unopened AirTag, but you can't remember where it is.

I'm no numbers guy, but it sure is fascinating seeing the Big Tech Companies announce their hefty revenues today, shortly after gnashing their teeth and wailing about how redundancies were a sad price to pay because of dwindling revenues.

I don't know if this is a threat or a Zen koan

In an ideal world I'd have the clever words to encourage the strong, capable, intelligent, talented, and ever-promising people around me to not give up hope, but I don't, so I'll just have to hope that they feel the love and support radiating out of me instead.

It's fascinating how quickly your opinion of someone can change drastically.

There is an inherent tension on social media, trying to decide when to unfollow people who have lovely pets but also post their own garbage opinions.

Look, kids, if a strange man approaches you and tells you he needs your help to build a Dyson Sphere around the solar system, run home and tell your parents. Do NOT get into that van.