Chris Davies

Anyway, good case study here. You can be as evil as you want, you can kill as many people as is possible, you can shove churro ladies into vans then off to black sites in countries they've never even heard of, but if you can't do the performance of fascism — that's when you're in real trouble.

Judy Gemstone at the podium

Retired

Honestly, cancel 2027. I'm sick of the owner of my favorite team doing this shit.

Imagine witnessing the outpouring of love and admiration for Dolly Parton and coming up with this take

Changing your gender to represent your true self = No way in hell Changing literally everything else to pad your ego = The big boys need their names on things, gimme

Corgan aging like Voldemort

That people are more upset about Trump calling and FIFA overturning Balogun's red card than they are about multiple credibly accused rapists playing with no repercussions says a lot. Miss me with the sanctimony. We've accepted a lot of corruption and bullshit to enjoy this tournament.

They’re gonna kill Don Carlo

Still a good day for wolves to attack Cristiano Ronaldo

When someone serves red wine with fish

This is it

James Dolan ruined any happiness I had

Happy for Tracy Morgan

I've been hit (bleeding out in my Lille Tim Weah jersey)

The World Cup is going to be such a success

The Gathering of the Juggalos is less questionable than this lineup

Some of the characters on It's Always Sunny make better choices than these voters

My daughter has a girl in her class who speaks Q'anjob'al. When she started that was all she spoke and she had a hard time adapting and learning. What wasn't hard was making friends with my daughter and the others in class who treated her with kindness regardless of the language barrier.

Nothing like watching Garnacho ruin everything on Chelsea's left to make you pine for the days of Mudryk

I'm glad we're all talking about geese, there are too damn many of them. They're crowding parks, covering sidewalks in shit, and hissing at everyone. I don't care if they also planted a successful band in the zeitgeist.

At least the art critics at NYT are still throwing punches

He's gonna pass everyone (maybe not Kenny, we'll see). What an absolute legend.

Illini by a million

Blasting Jock Jams throughout the house, making sure everyone stays hyped all day for the Illini

Josh Whitman hired the only 3 coaches in the nation to win a bowl game and men's and women's tournament games in each of the last 2 seasons and he joined Illinois LawCast this season to talk about his background and how a law degree helps him make the Illini successful. 📺 youtu.be/ToyqYhPVr5A

I'm not tearing up about the Illini, you are

Maybe the cure for the loneliness epidemic is Keaton Wagler, Tomislav Ivisic, David Mirkovic, Kylan Boswell, Jake Davis, Andrej Stojakovic, Zvonimir Ivisic, and Ben Humrichous

People like to say Underwood can't coach, doesn't make adjustments every time a game goes sideways. Those folks don't know ball. Brad coached a stunner tonight.

Nothing easy in the tourney, but make your damn free throws

This. Don't waste your kill shot.

Shots not falling at the volume you want to see yet, but love the Illini changing the game plan and attacking the rim so far

On pace for 20 points total. I think that’s good for the Illini?

don't put it in the newspaper that I'm desperate

Still rock hard from this sequence

Need the refs to decide whether this is a physical game or not. They’re calling Illini and VCU both ways and robbing the game of rhythm

Big commitment to one and done

*Taps the sign*

Gotta hit it on the corner of the countertop a couple of times to loosen it first

I really appreciate checking in on CBS each year and seeing what people are watching. There are how many NCISes now? Watson is still a thing? The Sheldon-verse just keeps going, huh?

I just want Illinois to win a natty so we can start getting the home court calls Izzo gets

The vibe. Go Illini.

You're looksmaxxing? I'm painmaxxing: getting emotionally over-invested in the outcomes of my favorites sports teams' games in which they all lose. We are not the same

Make this man cry, Illini