A fucking wolverine

I have a very specific ask. I'm looking for a Farmer Jack commercial from the early to mid 80s that starts and ends with a FJ truck pulling into a parking lot and at some point in the commercial the truck driver talks about "cherries from Traverse City." I will give $40 to whoever finds it first.

I wish I were George, but I am Ringo.

if you want to follow ANYTHING from what elected Lula here in brazil, this is the most important lesson and change of mindset that happened here just don't give them the attention they want. let them speak amongst themselves and let us win by silencing them with our voices

Last year I had to take my baby to the ER for dehydration at 10 weeks old because someone at my partner’s job came to work sick with “just a cold.” It passed to my baby. Baby was crying nonstop for days because they were hungry, but they kept spitting everything up in these enormous mucous globs.

Did you know that when a newborn comes to the ER for dehydration, the ER puts a catheter in them to test for bacterial infection and kidney issues? I hope you never have to experience the screams of agony of your sick 10-week old baby getting a catheter. For “just a cold.”

Regular reminder that when you go to things while sick, you are giving those germs to people with autoimmune disorders, you’re passing them to someone’s newborn, to someone’s elderly parents. It’s “just a cold” to you but it can and does severely impact countless people.

I am b e g g i n g people to mask up at major cons, *especially* ones with 5-digit crowd sizes!! Lightbox this weekend was absolutely ravaged; I’m hearing of SO many attendees and exhibitors who got sick from doing the show this year!! Please stay safe out there! 🙏 🙏

Inshallah

I thought this was going to be about how Joe Biden has been a centrist piece of shit for the past half century, but it's just relitigating the inactions after January 6, when that road to American fascism had already long been paved.

This article is from July, before republicans REALLY started to realize how lethal this administration is to their campaigns and were still okay with saying the quiet part out loud.

I got a tiny amount of pushback yesterday for being skeptical about Elissa Slotkin supporting Abdul El-Sayed. To be fair, she hasn't given any indication that she'll weasel out of her words of support like Haley Stevens is doing but this is exactly why I have concerns.

I've been to the Cheesecake Factory twice and it just gives me Olive Garden vibes. I don't know if that's just me.

So this is why I'm wide awake at 2am right now

In Detroit, regular gas has hovered around $4.50/gallon, give or take 25¢ and diesel has reliably stayed at $6.99 for weeks but I've seen it as high as $7.49. And those are really high prices for the area.

Lmao "liberals are the NEW racists" implies there's an established group of old racists. Who would that be? 🤔

Today a friend got this anti-Abudl El-Sayed flyer in the mail and my favorite parts are the disclaimer that "This ad was generated in whole or substantially by artificial intelligence" and the sources that range between 7 and 13 years old.

First digital sketch since I got my desktop computer back up and running. #Affinity #Cat #Meow #Sketch #Art #Drawing

Out of this entire list, there's only five minutes I've ever spent on any of these and it's this clip that I come back to when I need to see Conan O'Brien in agony. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyBz...

It's always funny when I see people who I just assume are extremely online saying things like "I don't know who Chris Chan is" and I mean this genuinely and sincerely when I say, bless their precious untainted hearts

I have so many messages I haven't replied to that I kinda just want to throw my phone into the river and start a new life because that would be easier than replying to them all. And a good chunk of them are people who can read this skeet so lol sorry, I'll get back to you eventually I promise

It's bullshit that being nicer to myself hasn't cured my mental illness. At least I'm getting better* about not feeling guilty about doing things purely to make myself happy. * I have not mastered this skill yet

Three years ago, my dad said that all fish are the same shape. Out of spite, I decided to draw all 478 families of bony fish listed in Nelson 2016. There's still some stuff I need to edit and some fish I want to redraw but, after 985 days, I finished my big dumb fish project last night.

It's 2:30 in the morning and I'm wide awake because I'm ruminating over the fact that this man hung dong on stage at Woodstock '99 while rioters set fire to an audio tower. None of that sounds real but I am actually underselling this 100% true sequence of events.

MICHIGAN!! I’m pulling up today and tomorrow. Come hang out. I’ll be in Ann Arbor, Detroit, Flint, and Lansing.

Ho Chi Minh should have politely asked the French to leave.

the thing about invoking mlk jr against malcolm x is that this white supremacist system assassinated both of them almost as if it didn't matter what they were saying or preaching

JD Vance thinks people from Michigan hate Muslims more than people from Ohio LMFAO rude awakening, you furniture fuckin freak bitch

The last five seconds is where this really shines.