Crist Jarrett

Crist Jarrett

@ceejness.bsky.social

Voice Actor. Radio. Comedian. Anti-Motivational Speaker. Bad Influencer. Space & Weather Nerd. Your Mom’s Favorite. Podcasts: Nerd Talk+ & Florida Man Murders. Chaotic Neutral. Major League Centaurs. 305. 206. Size 14.

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Gautam Bhatia
@gautambhatia88.bsky.social

New on Against the Grain: Counter-tendencies and the Separation of the Economic and the Political in China Mieville’s Between Equal Rights (yes, THAT China Mieville) — against-the-grain.blog/2026/10/27/c...

against-the-grain.blogCounter-tendencies and the Separation of the Economic and the Political in China Mieville’s Between Equal RightsIntroduction China Mieville’s Between Equal Rights: A Marxist Theory of International Law is a fully-fleshed out application of Evgeny Pashukanis’s commodity-form theory to the domain o…

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John Morales
@johnmoralestv.bsky.social

This year’s saltwater floods have been particularly bad. But the reality is that these conditions will hit more frequently and impact more areas with each passing year. Sea level has risen 8 inches in 30 years in Miami. Another foot is expected in 30 years. Then another foot in the next 20 years.

Jay @ the deep dive@thedeepdive.bsky.social

King tides and a full moon are causing significant flooding along Las Olas Boulevard in Fort Lauderdale, a warning sign of climate-related infrastructure vulnerability in coastal real estate markets.

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The Onion
@theonion.com

“Unfortunately, finding a stray tabby under a car and gently tying your ballot to its tail with a ribbon almost certainly ensures your vote will miss the deadline for counting.” — Jocelyn Benson, Michigan Secretary of State

theonion.comElection Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In TimeLANSING, MI—Urging the public to use the most reliable methods available to submit their vote, election officials across the country warned Monday that a ballot tied to stray cat would likely not arri...

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local blogger
@fergoe.blacksky.app

The fact that we know MLB is still gonna go down this route and do so with no shame whatsoever is absolutely insane. But hey, we live in the golden age of (rich, white) people treating other people's intelligience with contempt and we're about to see a prime example of it

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social

Rays/Brewers World Series followed by a lockout talking about how small market teams can’t compete will drive me so crazy I’m making myself crazy thinking about it now

Crist Jarrett
@ceejness.bsky.social

He didn’t win an Oscar for Jesus Quintana?!?

The Associated Press@apnews.com

John Turturro’s latest New York character, an aging pickpocket in “The Only Living Pickpocket in New York,” has brought him something rare for the much-loved but relatively seldom-honored actor: Oscar buzz.

bit.lyJohn Turturro, thief of New York characters, adds a capstone in 'The Last Pickpocket in New York'John Turturro grew up in Hollis, Queens, and has lived in Park Slope, Brooklyn, since 1988. Through his life as a New Yorker, his most reliable reservoir of inspiration has been the sidewalks and subway cars around him.

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Casey
@baseycrock.bsky.social

I would do anything to make this man president

Abdul El-Sayed@abdulelsayed.bsky.social

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.