Chad 💀 Riden

with it widely accepted that we've had election interference from Russians, billionaires, and this current administration I just don't know how people think this election is going to fix something that requires revolution

CULT BOT THINKS IT'S WEIRD

I can't help but think that people using AI to steal comedians material & regurgitate it word for word by Lara Croft fuckbots could be harnessed and used for good somehow 🤔

there is one live execution I would want to see, but this ain't it

I said Trump wouldn't be good for comedy but it is SO funny that the president of the United States is the number one p3d0phile in the world

JK Rowling Will Release Two New Harry Potter Books In February. they're called "the inexplicable transphobic war that ruined everything" and "I stole this entire concept from Ursula K. Le Guin's vastly superior 'Earthsea' series"

if everybody who voted for Trump unalived themselves, the housing crisis would be over 🤷‍♂️

AI is not a tool to help. The first hit is free then once you're addicted, the pusher owns your soul

a Young Earth creationist told me: dinosaur bones were put there by the devil to trick us. I told him: I think the Bible was put here by the devil to trick us.

normalize calling all sports "CringeBall"

I am so sick of Spider-Man movies and superheroes in general. does anybody have ANY other ideas?

I've been doing a lot of cleanup around my place and it's gone down like this: "hmm what's in this container? oh! weed! and what's in this container? also weed. what about THIS container?" (it's ALL weed)

RIP Espanola, New Mexico Goodwill! Now where will I get $5 "VR Goggles" that merge with my phone like Voltron to become "Giant Hunk of Plastic Holding My Phone One Inch Away From My Eyeballs"?

the perfect, fail-proof loser detection system is loud cars and motorcycles

they can keep the golf courses IF community gardens replace the rough, with beehives nearby plus affordable, sustainable, passive solar, off grid housing replaces the rest and it all becomes putt-putt holes here and there instead of this incredible waste of resources

Just for fun, I'm going to start saying "geez Louise" like my mom does instead of "Jesus MF'in Christ on a stick bukkake glazed and grilled to perfection"

it's funny because if you would have said to me 40 years ago: "proudly displaying the American flag will be a red flag indicating a lunatic in a cult who definitely has guns and can't wait to use them." I would have said: yes of course

One of my favorite things about stand-up comedy is the people who met you in that capacity think it's the greatest thing in the world and nobody else gives a fuck

AI, data centers, surveillance cameras, drones, robots = the premise of Terminator 2

My entire life, boomers have always been the problem. "F hemp! plastic is the answer! F this entire planet! grind it up and make money out of it!" now look at us

every day I see horrific shit on my phone around the world that I can't do anything about but I can help my neighbor and it's tangible results immediately and long-term

between AI, the data centers, flock cameras, drones, and robots (both those made of metal and the flesh and blood goofs in denial, just going through the motions of life while this all happens) the backstory of skynet / Terminator is happening so fast 👀

every small plate, large bill restaurant's theme is "gentrification"

it is absolutely ridiculous that in all of the history of Pop culture there is only ONE song by/about your 1985 Super Bowl Champions, The Monsters of the Midway, Chicago Bears (SMDH)

people think "explosive diarrhea" is bad but I think a persistent drip would be much worse

who pulls their D through the wacky little trap door they put in the front of men's underwear? I don't know who that's for but it's just as dumb as fake pockets on women's clothing

I wish more people understood how stressful it is not being a complete fucking dumbass in this day and age

it's weird they're speculating whether or not a guy who should have retired decades ago is still alive / functional. either way he is MIA - hold a special election to replace him and get right back to work profiting from America's death spiral

as long as everybody's phone still works they'll be distracted just enough to stay complacent

I hired a social media manager years ago to do all this bullshit for me but instead of editing video clips for reels I just have them shitposting and clicking like on titties because I want to stay true to my original vision for what the Internet should be and not pander to the algorithm

someday historians will look back upon this time and say this was The Golden Age of personalized license plates

did a spirit journey and met my power animal which is cool but disappointing because I wanted him to be a goose so I could say: "talk to me goose"

how many news cycles must one go thru until they achieve Nirvana?

Trump did say he was going to Washington to drain the swamp..

My dad just told me that schools in the USA don't teach history anymore.. that they only teach how to get a sex change. apparently that is 100% of the curriculum. I wish that was the case when I was still in school because calculus proved to be useless

hey, if you get those injections in your lips it doesn't look good

so brave of you to speak up about the thing everybody else is speaking up about 👏

remember how the tech nerds were all: "NFTs are the thing!" and collectively we all just said "NOPE"? we can do that with AI too

Black Holler (2017) is my fav horror film tubitv.com/movies/67359...

You should name your precious bidets "AI data center" cuz they're a needless waste of water too

My friend Kenny corrects me every time I say I'm jealous. he says: "no you're inspired." and I think that's an excellent reframing of how i'm planning to thug life all that stuff I want

I love this. my friend Kenny Quinn's build in Bisbee, AZ was featured on Kirsten Dirksen's fantastic channel. @16:00 look for his greenhouse - he built what I'm building faster than I could! youtu.be/FkwAFgZZIU4?...

truly no funnier moment than when somebody quotes a line from a movie and everybody smiles and nods and acknowledges that they also remember the source of that unoriginal thought

The specialist asked me to fax the referral and I said: I will need to drive to your office to find a fax machine. medical people: WTF is this 1960s technology fax machine obsession? have you heard of email? why are you doing this to us

Chaderossa carpentry + hyper adobe Zelda dungeon house build LIVE NOW on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/chadriden?sr=a

I love Taos but there are a LOT of dudes who dress like Johnny Depp did 20 years ago who work as baristas and invite you to a $500 a day men's spiritual retreat

BREAKING NEWS: dad just got a new mission from Jesus. I hope this one does not involve stockpiling guns or supporting criminal / ped0phi1e / illiterate slumlord idiot / dementia patient/ racist sexist rapist presidents, but Dad's track record for missions from Jesus is not great

how is everybody's disposable bullshit strip mall suburb life going? how's the pointless corporate hamster wheel rat race treating ya?