swamp jayfe

hello good evening I hope something nice happened to you today

it's matilda time

i did another one

okay i have made it to california and am probably about to crash tbh 🥱💤 i have no idea how much i’ll be checking my phone tomorrow/next coupla weeks in general, but i’ll make sure to hop on to post tip rewards as relevant 💜😘 be safe, have fun, don’t hurt anyone who wasn’t asking for it 💕✨

btw i highly recommend going to the airport dressed as where’s waldo most folks didn’t really notice what’s going on (from what i could tell) but the ones who did *and* said something were just absolutely ✨delighted✨

still 70$ away from tip goal… next bit of progress i will post mile high bra and/or bare titty pics from the airplane bathroom 👀💋 (depending on tip size you get either both right away or ya gotta wait for the second one 💕✨) ca $RowanOak9 pp rowanoak5 v @Anarcha-Dyke kofi & throne in bio 💜🖤.

i swear!

i did another one

the beginning of a beautiful friendship

i did another one

G-ddamn fuckin’ jayfe

Burger King eat fresh

if we're friends youre allowed to grope my tits at hangouts whenever you feel like really. i made them pretty and easy to grab for that reason ysee? if your eyes are wandering and you wanna pinch my piercings under my shirt from behind im doing my job right

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we will be banning all guys named Kevin from most medical facilities. however, they will be able to seek treatment out of pocket at special "Kevin facilities"

the thing about "vibe coding" as a term is that i feel like i am "vibe coding" Skip... the Famous Dog

skip is completely AI. last week i drew him saying "i am alive" we arent ready for what is coming

she stole my bit cancel her

i'M just a tranny with a rocket launcher

im just a tranny with a rocket launcher

Time to sink piss and read about gender yay

hey buy this it rocks

im not gonna post any more nudes until someone buys me something on Throne throne.com/amyuncut

I think a lot of the libs on here are fundamentally cowardly. They're freaking out at the prospect of something bad happening to them, and they've decided trans people are a convenient way to get their aggression out

ahfuckahfuckahfyck 😭😭😭😭😭

i don't understand i didn't get crying bed paralysis for the interview why is this happening today?????

For crying out loud how hard is it to get a semi-truck trailer full of hog blood around here

“How much longer ‘til ya folks got the ‘Americana’ yer after?” Acrylic ink and watercolor, 2017

hang on a minute. wait i just realized. do you think maybe knowledge work involves knowledge? oh shit... what are we doing then?

Wuthering Heights (Kate Bush, 1978)

I am a pisser, who’s probably gonna piss again. L-rd forgive me. L-rd forgive me; piss I don’t understand. Sometimes, I need to pee alone…

Fuckin’ jayfe…

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… Baron Vladimir Harkonnen sets out to exterminate the House Atreides. Duke Leto of House Atreides is sent to the desert planet Arrakis to assume responsibility of the procurement of the planet’s coveted spice melange. Little does Duke Leto know that—

pee largo (1948) the mar-pee's falcon (1941) notor-pee-ous (1946) double-stream indemnity (1944) the big pee (1946) out of the piss (1947)

hey folks, i just heard @melibean.bsky.social is running low on art supplies! 😱 if you’re a fan of her eyeball monsters & want to make sure she can keep drawing them, you can tip her at $MelieveItOrNot on CA 👁️💙👀 i know making art is super important to her, and she really does incredible work 💜🫶.

MY FUCKING JOINTS HURT OW OW OUCH OUCHIE OUCH OUCHERS

alert: i'm gay and have many gay thoughts

*spitting on the ground* They almost got me with a porn comp yesterday. Started intercutting trannies with DSLs into my blowies vid. Had to go play Tetris until the danger boner faded

s e d c e u feels like it dips down like that

*smoking a cigarette* I saw a video that started with a pink spiral the other. Just barely closed the tab in time. I'm still trying to fight the urge to submit to large penises