kitty

I think the main purpose of cats is to really slow all movement from one place in the house to another and to attempt to kill everyone if you try to step around them to move any faster than they are

Burger King, it’s not the knife that gets ya

G-ddamn fuckin’ jayfe

Burger King eat fresh

Isn’t it great to be a Power Cat girl? You can use air dry cream to keep your frizzy hair at bay!! Please Power Cat, tell us how to do our makeup! PowCat girls love ultiexperiences like drinking espresso while listening to Scenery when it’s raining out!! Wear red lipstick and you’ll be fearless!

Democrats: Hi *name I haven’t used in 15 years and legally hasn’t been my name for 8 of those, which the unearthing of such a name is somewhat commendable* are you voting for every democrat? Me: stop Now imagine this happens every day

*constructs your gender for you through tag questions*

Classmate: “wait your name is Ruby Valentine? Incredible”

G-ddamn jayfe...

Indy said I should let everyone know that the way my dad got his felony is allegedly because a trailer full of hog blood he was responsible for went mysteriously missing and they said he stole it. I don't know if he actually stole it, he's telling the truth, or if his felony was for something else

bsky has four kinds of users, and they're all glasses girls

Time to sink piss and read about gender yay

Goth cat girl costume for Halloween is underway

Face of a woman that’s been reading gender research conducted by business people and engineers for the last two hours

For crying out loud how hard is it to get a semi-truck trailer full of hog blood around here

I am a pisser, who’s probably gonna piss again. L-rd forgive me. L-rd forgive me; piss I don’t understand. Sometimes, I need to pee alone…

Fuckin’ jayfe…

Come 2 brasil probably hits really good especially rn

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… Baron Vladimir Harkonnen sets out to exterminate the House Atreides. Duke Leto of House Atreides is sent to the desert planet Arrakis to assume responsibility of the procurement of the planet’s coveted spice melange. Little does Duke Leto know that—

i fw some big ass pants

I love getting 0 matches on dating apps and getting hit with the there’s no other profiles in your area thing. I fear I may be hideous or something

I’d like to see a modern columbo where the murderers have to deal with aspects of the modern surveillance state sometimes and also no cop magic either thanks. Idk if anyone can reach the same amount of swag as Peter Falk though lol.

I love seeing stuff like this I've never seen before as someone who loves drawing animals on the computer

The thing about puppygirls, or dog women, and other potential animal women, is that humans for some reason have a propensity to project doglike behavior onto non-dog animals, especially in animation, and given that animation is where a lot of these fetishes stem from, it's all just dog women forever

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I need a prescription of ten million dollars. Like basically the doctor writes a prescription for ten million dollars and I take it to any bank and they have to give me ten million dollars for like my mental health. That’s my idea!

Dragon Quest being renamed to this due to copyright concerns and the replacement of Toriyama Akira’s art is why things are so bad in the United States btw

Crazy Taxi mod that adds the cast of Cronenberg’s “Crash”

Watching the episode of Columbo where Columbo cheats on Mrs. Columbo… so sad…

They released a new truxton in july apparently which is very cool but I kinda hate the art style unfortunately

I wonder if I could fit 3,1,4 into this and if it’d do more damage but lol 99 is pretty good style with no resources and with such a small amount of space I have a wall combo that I can do mid stage on the beach that does like 105 but I can’t remember rn if it uses heat or not