Seif πŸ₯›

Seif πŸ₯›

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Dictator in Chief @loclait.com | βœ‰οΈ seif@loclait.com Occasionally logging my stream of consciousness.

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HBO is officially developing β€˜THE BIRDS’, a new series inspired by Alfred Hitchcock's film. Starring Sarah Snook, the series is a modern-day reimagining of the film set in Alaska with a murder mystery at the center. (Source: Deadline)

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I don't understand why people ever watched the H3 podcast. Like none of these people are funny or likeable, and they don't even seem to like each other. Someone is going to have to explain what made any of this compelling

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The cover of "Cyberpunk: Edgerunners - Night City Magazine 2". This is the second official memorial artbook/fanzine created by the show's staff. Pre-orders begin today on Studio Trigger's official store.

I have only ever been able to stomach ONE single Uchikoshi game, and not for lack of trying. even then, 999 took me three attempts to finish. I cringe quit AI:TSF in less than 20 minutes and never launched it again that twitter schizo who said he's spiritually a Californian girl hit the 🎯 I fear

perhaps some good can come out of his recent statements. in the sense that the genre tourists who think his writing is even remotely great / in the "upper echelon" of the medium can now branch out and experience actually well written thriller VNs and realize why his games keep flopping in japan lmao

this y'alls goat? #notshocking

type shit my little brother be playing while listening to a docuseries about where diddly's oil supply got relocated

had a moment of clarity after posting this. did I just use a slander image to slander further. I genuinely need to be fucking removed 😭✌️

you are able to tell such a post is a fake, because... it isn't worded like a dogshit Japanese to English translation, huh. can't you?

you are able to tell such a post is a fake, because... it isn't worded like a dogshit Japanese to English translation, huh. can't you?

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First look at the 4K remaster of "Cowboy Bebop" (The Movie). Coming in Japanese theaters on October 30th (for Halloween). www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtg5...

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The "Cowboy Bebop" movie is getting a 4K remaster & a new illustration for its 25th anniversary. www.cowboy-bebop.net/movie-25th/

she was straight fucking with iori throughout the waxing moon for the love of the game 😭 ✌️

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Tamamo Aria (5* Rider) Noble Phantasm www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux5j... #FGO

I know she's canonically a bum but it's much funnier to imagine that she was holding back just to watch iori unleash that dog in him lmao

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its crazy that hila klein found out ethan klein cheated on her and her very first move to try to heal from that was to fly to israel

unfortunate situation all around, but I can't understand why people feel like bioware shuttering came out of left field. it's been stinker after stinker, practically a miracle that they survived into this gen

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plenty of 'woke' media sells. CP77, BG3, etc. I'd consider myself relatively progressive, but even I can't bat for bioware's brand of phoned-in 'inclusivity' in good faith half their modern dialogue sounds like an HR 'be as performative as possible' mandate, the other like badly translated anime

all in all, it's nice to root for people and support them regardless. but the entertainment industry isn't even kind to its best performers, let alone the mids and lows. hopefully, the cream of the crop can rise and do their best work elsewhere.

unfortunate situation all around, but I can't understand why people feel like bioware shuttering came out of left field. it's been stinker after stinker, practically a miracle that they survived into this gen

we can blame corpo meddling & politics all we want, and they are at least partly responsible, but the fact is they just didn't make great games anymore, and mid doesn't sell and as funny as the go woke go broke crowd is, there is merit to their griefs with bioware specifically lmao

*in a good way!! I like it, probably more than season one even. but for entirely different reasons. I'm glad they went for exploring NC's potential instead of just doing another crew rags to riches.

twitter has a cultural third impact about how the average japanese consumer looooooooooves sucking corpo cock like every other month and it never stops being funny

FYI Seif literally means Blade / Sword, I don't even have to larp a name change on shirou day. I was born for this

it is criminal how niche this series is outside France. season one was plenty good but HOLY FUCK. why did I procrastinate on s2 for so long.

get jiro is sooo goood i can count on one hand the american animated series I like, cause the millennial brain is almost incapable of writing with sincerity. it's always so refreshing to see a high concept story being played completely straight.