Charly, smiling politely

Great lunch with a friend today. I'm always amazed how she is late every time though. I literally met her at the bottom of her street and she was still ten minutes late 😂

Noels Kate Bush jumper is something I desperately need in my life #GBBO

How it feels to work with offenders trying to stay professional

Just saw this on threads and thought it had to be here

My friend is currently recovering from surgery and I made her a week of dinners. Very glad to see she's impressed with my tarka dhal

You know the economy is in the toilet when the scams have moved from "YOU'VE WON THE LOTTERY🎉🎉🎉" And are instead "There's a remote job that pays £15 an hour"

Ed Sheeran's tour bus.

In the song Hinds Hall, Macklemore asked "what you willing to risk, what you willing to give?" He answered Ed Sheeran wouldn't even risk a gig. 👎

Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?

After watching coyote Vs acme yesterday I'm sad to say I thought it was a really shitty movie. The gags were....ok? But the rest of the movie was so poor. Script was shit. Pacing was fucked. I think once people get over the novelty and nostalgia of it, the realisation will set in

Five years since our first date. What an incredible 5 years 🥰

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

in honor of the legendary Tim Curry, please ponder & enjoy my extremely viral contribution to Muppet lore what a deep loss for all of us who love and value theater, panache, and good old-fashioned camp 🖤 I will miss him forever

Not Dolly!!!!! 😭

"This contradicts claims by some rightwing commentators, who have blamed rewilding for causing wildfires."

Nasa employee: Oh hey u guys are back early.. Astronaut: Moon's full of rioting Amazon robots Nasa employee: What? Astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Moon's full of rioting Amazon robots

We didn't attend Nottingham Pride this year because we were in London for my birthday celebrations but we did manage to bump into a guy on the bus into town wearing this. ✊ Right on old man!

It's my birthday! I'm being spoilt as usual 😁

My husband gets given the weirdest shit

Spent today in London for the David Bowie experience at the lightroom. What a fucking show. Thanks to my wonderful husband for the birthday treat 🥰

Argentina are cheating fucks Tuchel made crappy calls and might as well had Messi take penalties for the second half. FIFA is a corrupt organisation that can't even be arsed to hide it anymore.

As part of ongoing World Cup celebrations and a nod to the outstanding work of Jude Bellingham and his black country roots, it's my personal belief that every chippy in the country should be serving orange chips 🧡🍟

ME AND ME MUM AND ME DAD AND ME GRAN WE'RE OFF TO WATERLOO ME AND ME MUM AND ME DAD AND ME GRAN AND A BUCKET OF VINDALOO!

My glasses broke last night and as some of you may know I can see precisely fuck all without my glasses. So I've got an old pair with a slightly different prescription and the frames are a lot smaller. So basically this is me for the rest of the morning

All rise for the Welsh National Anthem. RIP. youtu.be/lcOxhH8N3Bo?...

I love it when friends send me photos from their holiday

well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.

So glad today is cooler, my scalp was starting to feel bruised from having my hair in a high ponytail. Everyone with thick hair knows the struggle