Michael Chasin

Death to Fascism

I got married yesterday. It was as perfect as a wedding could be. I'm very lucky.

Geoff Keighley: A few months ago I had something very exciting described to me by a traveler from an antique land. Now here, for the first time, we're excited to exclusively reveal these iconic legs of stone. And yes, they're vast. And they are trunkless. Let's take a look.

Not to be a broken record here, but he's doing this because the the sexual abuse of children is a policy goal of the Republican Party. They do it themselves, their elected officials use their powers of office to ensure it continues, their primary electorate punishes dissidents on the issue.

"The Party of unrepentant, malignant evil did something that will shock you." Oh wow. Was it something compassionate and principled? No? Disgusting and heinous, you say? Well gosh. Who'd a thunk it?

Drop of a hat these guys will rock and roll

The video game console, in its ideal form, has neither games nor players. It sells out immediately and every single one is resold at an 80% markup. If you plug it in you activate a $200 monthly subscription that grants the user permission to think about games they used to play.

Diminish an anime Sedentary Jeans-and-a-Sport Coat Gundam

The people who got mad at Obsession Nikki being in Universal Horror Nights and now Fortnite are ten miles out to sea trying to draw a line in the sand.

Shooting the end of Se7en was difficult because John Doe's plan—driving out to where the power lines would scramble the signals, preventing the cops from talking over the radio—worked in real life and made it basically impossible for the crew to communicate with the chopper while it was in the air.

Geoff Keighley agreed to officiate my wedding months ago but now he's trying to weasel out over the number of exclusive trailer reveals during the ceremony. Am I crazy or would 5 be excessive?

Richard Riehle, always great in everything, even stuff I didn't realize he was in (Legend of Korra??). Grounded for Life is underrated as hell.

Ok I want a bunch of terrible images like this where it's Elizabeth Holmes and Digger Rockwell.

The Abdul El-Sayed Tommy clip is so perfect it feels like a plant to make him look good but somehow it was a plant from the opposition to make him look bad and now he's going to be President.

time 2 see everything

I'm pretty confident the Ringo movie will make more than the George movie. Ringo is alive and people like joking about him and he's being played by Barry Keoghan.

Yeah, Digger...movie of the year, actually. Sorry.

Holy shit

I liked DIGGER. I don't know if it's good. It might be really, really bad. But I liked it.

Carrie slamming the auditorium doors in the OG, some of the most iconic splitscreen of all time. In Flanagan's you get 6 consecutive basic shots of the auditorium doors locking and kids banging on them and then the sound cuts out for a girl to say "they're locking us in! we're locked in!"

Jimmy Fallon to host

It would have been boring to see the same old Hellraiser, so I appreciate Mike Flanagan's unique take where the Cottons come together as a loving family to triumph over the Cenobites. And the lament configuration as a metaphor for social media isolation is perfect! Feels relevant, fresh.

Sure!

Lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end.

Trump seems to be positing that a nuclear attack on Los Angeles would be a *bad* thing (always hard to tell what he's getting at these days) but from the huge applause, clearly his supporters would love it to happen.

God this shit was cool as fuck

Skydance is proud to present Ken Russell's THE DEVILS

This year's AVENGERS is being described as "one of the darkest movies ever made" following reports that Ant-Man will take 1000 damage

It hurts to hold too long one-handed lol

I watched the episode of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex that ends with the Major one-armed racking and firing a gigantic sniper rifle point blank into a guy's power armor again and again and again.

I gotta read The Rouse.

🚨 Jude Law cast in the next Ari Aster 🚨

A few years ago I made it like...20% through Persona 5? Maybe I'll go back to that. But I kinda just want to play the one where the kids keep shooting themselves in the head.

Snyder's razor: Never attribute to fascist ideology that which is adequately explained by being one of the worst filmmakers of all time.

Perfect Emmy moment as Rhea Seehorn accepts Best Actress from the cockpit of her Gundam.

It's hard to imagine, I know. A device that can test for almost any medical condition imaginable. And all it takes is five pints of blood.

Focus, bub.

Schumer and Jeffries are gonna come out and promise everyone $250

Finally listened to that Charlie Kirk AI song. I prefer the version I had been imagining all this time, which was identical to Kpop Demon Hunters 'Golden.' ("We're going up up up" —> "We're Charlie Kirk Kirk Kirk")

"There's a chance AI will kill you but don't worry. We're working as hard as we can to make sure it just lets us enslave you."

Dammit it's so cool. If they put Burt Lancaster in Bioshock, you can blame me.

Now that a year has passed and no one alive cares about him anymore, it really shows to go ya how cowardly it was for DC Comics to fire my pal @scumbelievable.bsky.social for calling a universally acknowledged bigot a bigot and reacting to his death accordingly

trying not to spend $70

DETROITERS got everything about AI 100% correct almost ten years ago (the shitting car is just a bonus) www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4g4...