Cheatsy

I used to love grabbing a coffee and perusing records. But you can’t even do that anymore. LEAVE YOUR QUARTER FULL COFFEE AT THIS TABLE. HOW DARE YOU BRING THAT DANGEROUS LIQUID IN A STORE

I still don’t know what a Coral-Hole Mandi is.

I guess I’m just supposed to be ok with people bringing their old, smelly dogs to every space now.

I also really enjoyed how they hired a private chef for the VIP grand opening but then served slop every time after.

RIP Gael’s. You turned your back on the queer community so you got what you deserved.

I got to see @cupcakesarenice.bsky.social twice this weekend!!! NWA rules

These fuckers are never going to learn. We deserve so much better. I HATE that this dip shit is the “safer” choice. Not fucking safe at all.

Ugh! The Fit has a Flat.

Getting @theythemthicc.bsky.social these right meow

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

Bitch are you insane? Lmao

This jackass that hosts Nightmare in the Ozarks treats us like we’ve never seen a horror movie. “This next one had the most brutal scene ever!” Yeah, maybe if it was playing on Nickelodeon. Stop playing in my face!

Damn. We’ve lost 2 cast members from Steel Magnolias this year.

99% of the true crime shows I watch are solved because someone came forward. The police don’t do shit but chase their tails.

Headed to Eureka Springs with @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social !! Let’s goooooooooo

Racist cunt. Choke bitch

There’s a new injection nurse at my allergy clinic. Hate it.

You should go see it even harder.

Forever grateful I never got that Dharma Initiative tattoo.

Every time I get stuck behind a car covered in stickers….cant drive for shit.

So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

Other meh-my

I hate it here

So they’ve just lost the plot completely at this point….

PLEASE COME TO A FULL STOP ON THE MERGE RAMP UNTIL THE COAST IS CLEAR

So fucking disgusting

This is good

Exaaaaaactly. #nope

You should all read this.

one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them

Holy shit.

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Cities everywhere are discussing the dangers of ebikes in cities and passing swift legislation to tightly control them. Meanwhile:

I thought this was supposed to be the 90s remake of House on Haunted Hill @nightmarejunkhead.bsky.social !!!

With special guest judge Rick Astley….

A new historic marker pays tribute to the former site of Soakie’s, the Black queer bar that once operated out of the basement of an Italian sandwich shop.

Riley Gaines can eat shit

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The Rs are doing a full-spectrum assault on the existence of anyone not cis and straight, and saying it is about "boys playing girls sports". And every D who looks at that and goes "yeah, I oppose boys in girls sports" is endorsing the effort. Because they're affirming "sports" is all the Rs did.

Christ

Can’t wait for Yung Lean

Can’t wait for Adam lambert to embarrass himself.

Ok that was fucking beautiful. #dollyparton

Fuck. Best new artist more like best who artist. I’m so old