Shania Pain

ive been putting it off and putting off but, im gonna have to do it lads, im gonna have to buy a new winter coat cos mine bare drowns me 😭😔

two (2) new tatto9os in a week, biitch, meanings mush, meanings and shiiit.

I will treat you kindly🫂

unleash the hounds of war

shiiiiiit, i almost forgot, i got strawberry ribena bitch!

dopamine? all i got given is nopeamine baby XD XD XD its why i dance and sing like i do at home pmsl XD XD XD

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okay but, why is wine tipsy like totally different to any other drink tipsy? yall know what im saying right?

are you fucking stupid? ummm...yeah, honestly, in some ways i probably am tbh

introduce yourself with 10 acts youve seen, erm...10? fuuuuckkkk the spice girls children of bodom pendulum nick cave & the bad seeds clutch RATM/soundgarden/audioslave (look,im putting them together on the list but have seen all 3 so boom) dir en grey smashing pumpkins beardyman blondie

Baby getting HRT HRT HRT,baby getting HRT so I dont break my bones (can get my back broken tho 😏😏) Psml, for real though,i am getting HRT,im on the early meno, fully through that bish so I do have to have the hrt to protect my bones now. Fucking loooooool

i stg, i have not ever had as much fun or laughed as much as i have in the last few months. bangin honestly. i got a new tattoo btw and have plans for next one, needs to be a teefy lil thing 😃

actually psml 9at myself) cos i can *hear* exactly where i got all those lil things i like to put in any music i make myself, that particular piano sound, the delay, the bell sounds, i fucking love that shit right? and know, haha, know i know exactly where those wormed their way in my brain!

i reaaaaaaaaaaally need some chippppps

while it is true that i am not a snack, i AM in fact built better, different, for i am a like, fucking meal deal . lmao 😂👍

this a question aimed at uk folks, soz and that but, can anyone tell me WHY the sung vocals on pretty much every happy hardcore tune are at least slightly,slightly out of tune?! theres got to be a reason, right?

Oh no no. The short shorts of shortness, they have a matching top, which ahaha,I have already had for a good few weeks. Accidentally got myself a co ord Top work me 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

you know, i think in soi many wAYS, you cant escape whats cpded into you young? and not even in a negative way like? LIKE TAG UP MY SCH OOL BOOKS MAN, YES. AHAHAHAHA

knowing that a study has been done that shows cats like dnb type tempo music (roughly in the 174bpm range) i would love a cross study on how many ravers are cat girls or cat girl adjacent? 🤔

Its so hot in my house I cri 😢

The saddest soo :( Fuuuck

IN THE MORNING, IM GONNA GET ON MY LITTLE STEP STOOL THING, JUMP MY HIGHEST OFF IT AND GIVE A REALLY GOOD GO OF FUCKING KARATE CHOPPING THE FUCK OUT OF THE SUN

Also,i was correct,I have shrunk. Fucking a ,I kneeeeew it.

Had repeat bloods today for them to work out what hrt to give me to protect my bones and that, since im a no baby train and that being fully post menopausal lmao 😅 😆😂 Swear, life man,its strange 😆

oh noooooo , noooooo i thought it was bad enough that my chest is mad sun burned, such has been the power of the sky orb today, despite suncream of 50+ BUT aha, the sun did mock me more, for it also burned my legs, IN THE PATTERN OF MY TIGHTS! 😭😭😭😔😔😔

this dress goes hard, i love it but holy SHIIIIIIT has it shredded the fuck out of my tights?! ass? never heard of one

Fully stuntin on the sun with my dress today. Shine? Yeah baby,it got it

Huh, im not sure how,or why but a lot of my clothes are getting loose on me? Ive not been trying to drop any weight or anything but,i have been *trying* to move more,much as paaaain, cos it helps with the arthritis,so maybe that? I really dont know?

been thinking about this and, im thinking a real good work out would be like, nights raving but, doing it while squatting? like the whole time? low as you can drop it? look, whatever man, i know this would work and the thighs would be GLORIOUS FOR ALL

I keep trying to shitpost but the shute is shut man 😞

lightening bolt craving for takoyaki of all things? sudden memory of being at the dentist years ago and on my way home, still with a numb mouth, absolutely gobbling up a load of takoyaki even though i shouldnt have been cos, well, dentist visit innit 😂

I thought a bath would chill me out but arrrgh,I need to move. Gonna have to get dressed and go catch some pokemon or something,idk man My hair is damp,will I catch a cold? Y/N

Maybe im a weirdo,maybe so but I do make fucking bangin sandwiches 🥪

I forget that just I can stretch mad style doesnt mean my bitch ass body isnt gonna make me pay for me it Ouch haha

On way home last night right,I was so tempted to climb ont back of one of the lion sculptures for bantz and dumb pics but there was no one else around,ghost town shit and I was kinda....if i fall off,im fucked right,best not 😂😂😂

Ha!so I bought this dress a bit back,hadn't tried it on/wore it yet as I knew it would fit just looking at it.was going to wear it today but,what i hadn't envisioned in any way is HOW it would fit me and no,no,thats too much for a Sunday lunchtime bahahahaha.

NOTES FROM LAST NIGHT : the goth girlies said i got 'them knees', which lmao, i love that for me 😂 and this other lass said to me that im not from this time or place, that im witchy and i dont belong 'here' she could feel it, which, like, cool i guess ahahahaha 😂 good times man, good times 😀👍

Of course,I am letting g everyone know the the gospel of u2 suck ass .blessed be bros 🤘🏻

You guyssss,literally just been chased down the street by a balloon on the loose! Im freakin allergic man,stay away from meeee! Gotta have a little rest now fucccck 😂😂😂

Bath so hot it feels like home 😈

2 things to be peeved at today, the flying ants are starting to appear, im not scared of them but like,stop flying at my face plz and second,cornettos are definitely smaller than they were and I am sad about it 😢

Honestly though,it does legit need to stop being so damn humid.i cannot pump enough fluid into me right now and I already drink freakin loads 😫😫😫

Theres a really big box in my garden.its fated to be that im gonna have to get in that box cos I can. Its gonna happen, I know it